Should I wash more carefully?


I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.
It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.
Do you know what the 90% sing?
I didn't think so.

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.
It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.
Do you know what the 90% sing?
I didn't think so.
Somehow I knew you'd have the stastistics available.

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:
Reschevsky
Botvinnik
Larsen
Donner
Timman
Ubik42
Just to name a few.

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.
It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.
Do you know what the 90% sing?
I didn't think so.
Somehow I knew you'd have the stastistics available.
Yes, I am thorough that way. I got them from the little known book "Surveys I have personally taken all by myself" by AlCzervik.
The binding on this book was excellent! However, there were quite a few grammatical errors, and some pages had water damage.
Some statitistics were quite good, others were not.
So, all in all, it was a wash.

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:
Reschevsky
Botvinnik
Larsen
Donner
Timman
Ubik42
Just to name a few.
They never washed?

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.
Yep!
Did that.....
Did that.....
Did that.....
Wait, I not going to have time to do THAT....
I'll do that twice tommorow!

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:
Reschevsky
Botvinnik
Larsen
Donner
Timman
Ubik42
Just to name a few.
They never washed?
Not according to the authoritative book I read on the subject, no.

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.
It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.
Do you know what the 90% sing?
I didn't think so.
Somehow I knew you'd have the stastistics available.
Yes, I am thorough that way. I got them from the little known book "Surveys I have personally taken all by myself" by AlCzervik.
The binding on this book was excellent! However, there were quite a few grammatical errors, and some pages had water damage.
Some statitistics were quite good, others were not.
So, all in all, it was a wash.
Keep trying.