Team Kalishnikov Assault Poem

    "Aye, me Mrs Kalashnikova, 

    I'm wishing to Unfold Ya,

    Like a Spring Flower unfolds its Petals,

    But your dressed in Heavy Metals,

    Silky Steele Stockings to Reveal,

    A Rump as round as Sugar Hill,

    Long Legs that Travel, Aye, all the Way to your Neck,

    Your Sleek as a MiG, with Breast so Big, Moon shadows Reflect,

    Your a living Example to the Lady's, of where Bronze meets Beauty,

    To Bid you Good Day Ti's my Duty, You Ruby Lipped Red Hot Cutey,

    I just wish me Heart could Understand,

    You've giving your Hand, and Married the Mother Land,

    What could this Irishman's Soul Afford,

    But to Drop to my Knees, and beg You Please, be the Queen of my Chess Board

That was kinda like if Ed Norton wrote Liz Browning:

"how do I love thee?  va va va voom!"