What would the first rule of this club be?
Underground Chess Clubs

I is not ever gonna put my darker side in writing only ever whispers it in ear of most trusted girlfriends
- has to, cos talks in me sleep anyways

Lisa, me likes games too - probly why I plays chess - are any of ur pics real, cos mine is - even though me has now removed facial hair

are chupacabras (goat bloodsuckers) allowed?
Afaf's got some goat's blood lying around i think

This thread in now officially the silliest one I've ever participated in. After all the guy just want to meet chicks. I think instead of a chess club he ought creat a different kind of club. Or better yet...maybe just open up a hair salon?
My dream is to establish an " underground " chess club circuit where men, and especially women, could covene without the stuffy scrutiny of the mainstream chess world. There are no rules ( except the rules of the game ) in this society. Looking for ideas that would truly fit my " underground " chess reality......." Outside the box " thinkers only.