Doppleganger?
What should I do?

Cop number one: MACER57!!! Take two steps backward and place your hands on your head! I said, take two steps...
Cop number two: HE'S GOT A BISHOP!!!
Cop number one: DROP THE BISHOP!!! DROP THE F****** BISHOP!!!
Macer57 throws the bishop onto the floor, and a giant plume of smoke envelops the area. The two policemen cough and rub their eyes. When the smoke clears, Macer57 has vanished.
Cop number two: Where did he go?
Cop number one: I'm too old for this s***.
The End

No, I swear we're not the same person. If chess.com suspects me of multi-accounting, it can do an IP address check.

He just created his account yesterday.
I'm actually sort of bummed that he got banned. At first when I saw his profile I was like What, are you trying to steal my identity? But then I thought about it, and I figured it was probably because he was a fan of mine, and I was thinking that we could form a trolling team. Imagine both of us trolling on the same thread: "Hey macer75, you had no right to call me a $#@%>!" "What? I didn't say that - macer57 did!" But sadly, now he's banned :(

@Macer57 probably worked for the Heniz corporation. They had 57 varieties of pickles and ketchup.
Warren Buffet and a group of hedgefunds recently bought out Heinz.
@Macer57 was (probably) downsized. You're alone again. Sorry.

Cop number one: MACER57!!! Take two steps backward and place your hands on your head! I said, take two steps...
Cop number two: HE'S GOT A BISHOP!!!
Cop number one: DROP THE BISHOP!!! DROP THE F****** BISHOP!!!
Macer57 throws the bishop onto the floor, and a giant plume of smoke envelops the area. The two policemen cough and rub their eyes. When the smoke clears, Macer57 has vanished.
Cop number two: Where did he go?
Cop number one: I'm too old for this s***.
The End


Macer57 and Macer75 are the same. That's what I've decided. Why:Because of all the views and comments. Motive:It was so easy and all he had to do was flip numbers. What do you think? :D
... about this guy?
http://www.chess.com/members/view/macer57