jlandaw, because always gets a passed pawn early, and defends it like father, telling all the bad knights and evil bishops to leave his son alone; that he just wants to go to the end of the board to get his mommy. Then the little pawns mom comes in, and beats up her ex-husband, who insists on smearing dark chocolate all over his body.
But yeah, jlandaw is pretty cool.
Time for compliments people!