The trigger has been pulled. We must get there before the hammer falls.
Yay! We might have a rival soon!

I wonder if their game is to begin at checkmate and work backwards to initial setup. Why not, that's how we play snooker up here.

Clearly, someone has decided to make a website for ssehc, the arch-nemesis of chess. I think that in order to get a jump start on this rivalry, which is sure to be epic and long lasting, we need to start thinking of ideas now. Since we don't know what ssehc.com is going to be yet, I suggest that for maximum preparedness, we come up with insults for everything in the world, so that no matter what they put on the site, we'll be ready to defend our honor. I've already got a bunch of toilet paper files which can be uploaded all over their site as soon as it is up. T-shirts that say "Chess is better than ssehc" will soon be available for $19.99 on the chess.com store. This thread will be for the planning of a war on ssehc, so if you have any ideas, this is the place to post them.
Water bomb em.

sevlesruoy noitisop yllacigetarts
Whoa! I had a dream last night that you would post that!
I also had a dream last night that my mom said she would smash a cheesecake and that happened to!
Seriously!

Nah, they steal some traffic now and then, but we take some of theirs too so its all good. And anyway, cheese is awesome.

Isn't it obvious? We start gathering our 4chan friends and soon, memes will be created against this abhorent website. I shall alos inquire to pedobear about hiring him.

You can get pedobear??
Dude.
Yeah, I'm a hipster. I meet him at a coffee shop, but you probably never heard of it.

I wonder if their game is to begin at checkmate and work backwards to initial setup. Why not, that's how we play snooker up here.
Maybe a backwards bongcloud?
Clearly, someone has decided to make a website for ssehc, the arch-nemesis of chess. I think that in order to get a jump start on this rivalry, which is sure to be epic and long lasting, we need to start thinking of ideas now. Since we don't know what ssehc.com is going to be yet, I suggest that for maximum preparedness, we come up with insults for everything in the world, so that no matter what they put on the site, we'll be ready to defend our honor. I've already got a bunch of toilet paper files which can be uploaded all over their site as soon as it is up. T-shirts that say "Chess is better than ssehc" will soon be available for $19.99 on the chess.com store. This thread will be for the planning of a war on ssehc, so if you have any ideas, this is the place to post them.