Yay! We might have a rival soon!

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oinquarki



 

Clearly, someone has decided to make a website for ssehc, the arch-nemesis of chess. I think that in order to get a jump start on this rivalry, which is sure to be epic and long lasting, we need to start thinking of ideas now. Since we don't know what ssehc.com is going to be yet, I suggest that for maximum preparedness, we come up with insults for everything in the world, so that no matter what they put on the site, we'll be ready to defend our honor. I've already got a bunch of toilet paper files which can be uploaded all over their site as soon as it is up. T-shirts that say "Chess is better than ssehc" will soon be available for $19.99 on the chess.com store. This thread will be for the planning of a war on ssehc, so if you have any ideas, this is the place to post them.

Conquistador

The trigger has been pulled.  We must get there before the hammer falls.

pathfinder416

I wonder if their game is to begin at checkmate and work backwards to initial setup. Why not, that's how we play snooker up here.

Joseph-S
oinquarki wrote:



 

Clearly, someone has decided to make a website for ssehc, the arch-nemesis of chess. I think that in order to get a jump start on this rivalry, which is sure to be epic and long lasting, we need to start thinking of ideas now. Since we don't know what ssehc.com is going to be yet, I suggest that for maximum preparedness, we come up with insults for everything in the world, so that no matter what they put on the site, we'll be ready to defend our honor. I've already got a bunch of toilet paper files which can be uploaded all over their site as soon as it is up. T-shirts that say "Chess is better than ssehc" will soon be available for $19.99 on the chess.com store. This thread will be for the planning of a war on ssehc, so if you have any ideas, this is the place to post them.


  Water bomb em.

oinquarki

A trans-interweb waterballoon catapult - it's been dreamed of, but can it be done?

7thSense

This must be stopped. I will resort to all my tactics and see what happens.

oinquarki
mistercheese wrote:

sevlesruoy noitisop yllacigetarts


Whoa! I had a dream last night that you would post that!

I also had a dream last night that my mom said she would smash a cheesecake and that happened to!

Seriously!

Conquistador

Solar powered trebuchets

malko

Interesting, I thought cheese.com was our rival

oinquarki

Nah, they steal some traffic now and then, but we take some of theirs too so its all good. And anyway, cheese is awesome.

Conquistador

I was under the impression that the war against match.com has not been formally ended.

falling-upwards

Isn't it obvious?  We start gathering our 4chan friends and soon, memes will be created against this abhorent website.  I shall alos inquire to pedobear about hiring him.

oinquarki

You can get pedobear??

Dude.

Conquistador

falling-upwards

Conquistador

Watch out for bullies posting pictures of vans.

falling-upwards
oinquarki wrote:

You can get pedobear??

Dude.


Yeah, I'm a hipster.  I meet him at a coffee shop, but you probably never heard of it.

Cystem_Phailure
pathfinder416 wrote:

I wonder if their game is to begin at checkmate and work backwards to initial setup. Why not, that's how we play snooker up here.


Maybe a backwards bongcloud?

pumbles

let's all join ssehc.com and put off other potential members by starting loads of pointless threads in their forum. things like "why are people so rude ?" or "who was better fischer or kasparov ?" nobody would ever read that stuff...oh.

sjpdna

     Dis zoundz like a war!  Ve must uze our zuperior intelligence in zis matter.  Nerdy Chezz playas, start storming da bastille!!!