Is this the most disgusting troll topic, or is it close?
Help the beginners!

Improving Your Chess - Resources for Beginners and Beyond.....
https://www.chess.com/blog/RussBell/improving-your-chess-resources-for-beginners-and-beyond
https://www.chess.com/blog/RussBell

You should learn most important principles of a chess game. That will give you a solid understanding of a chess game and you will know what to do in every position. Then, you should optimize your calculation so you don't miss tactics in your games. Your rating will skyrocket. I can help you with all of this. Message me if you are interested.

Check out this channel for some nice tips and tricks for chess.
https://www.youtube.com/@nuttychesstips

I'm a beginner and my journey thus far has be bumpy a little discouraging and well I'll admit intimidating. And that's okay because that's what Chess is! It's not a sport for all. But good luck getting that coaching gig.

Thank you tootsiepop502 I’m only 12 years old and I think I can coach. Your even more encouraging. Sorry I didn’t reply sooner.

If anybody want to join my club it’s called The Club With Smart People it was supposed to be called The Beginners Club but the name was already taken.

Hi! My name is Lauren Goodkind and I love to help beginners out!
I've been a respected chess coach based in California for over 9 years.
1) I offer a YouTube channel for beginners so they can get better in chess. Send me one of your games and I'll analyze your chess game on my livestream for free! This is a great way to improve your skills!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP5SPSG_sWSYPjqJYMNwL_Q
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I also offer a free beginner’s free eBook on my website, www.ChessByLauren.com in case you are interested.
3) Beginners needs to learn basic tactics such as the fork, discovered attack, pin, and more. I offer interactive puzzles on my website:
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If you are serious about chess, I highly recommend you hiring a chess coach to help you.
5) I recommend reading
Queen for a Day: The Girl’s Guide to Chess Mastery. This book is for beginners and readers get to play an entire chess game with Sophia, who is also a beginner. Readers learn winning and basic chess strategy. This book is endorsed by the 2019 US Women’s Chess Champion.
- Here are some other general tips to help you: Before each move, I highly encourage you ask questions before every move such as, “If I move here, is it safe?”, “Can I safely capture a piece?”, and more. Also consider all checks and captures on your side and also your opponent’s side. Be VERY CONSISTENT with this.
Why won’t people help beginners?