Mexican Lawn Mower Gambit

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bigleebigdavis
The Mexican Lawn Mower Gambit is a one-player gambit in which the specified player moves the D and E pawns forward one space, moves the knights to the right and left of said pawns, and then swaps the positions of the two Knights from their starting positions.
This gambit will prove to be absolutely, undoubtedly, completely impenetrable. This is because of how your oppenent will react. Most people on the recieving end of the Mexican Lawn Mower have no clue what to do, and will likely waste turns, making poor decisions and blocking themselves in the process.
(This Gambit is also known as the 2 Knights Surrender).
cadev8

What do you do if the opponent advances their pawns and attacks your knights before you can complete the operation

bigleebigdavis
Move the knight out of the way into the soace created by the Pawn. Easy peasy
ELVITOTO

 

MagicalScarecrow

i put it right above the bong cloud

ELVITOTO
 
It may be more like this

 

binomine

The King walk is another great opening to play in bullet to make people go wtf. 

 

bigleebigdavis
Alright Viznik, how about we have a good ole fashion mexican lawn mowing and see how you fare.
DreamscapeHorizons

I wanna see that match.

DreamscapeHorizons

Here's an idea. See how far ur king can get from its home square before its mated.

The maximum would be 7 squares because only the shortest distance can be counted. I think 7 would be near impossible if the opponent is actually trying. But it would be funny to get all the way to maybe e6 or e7 with none of ur other pieces out. Just a pawn and a lonely king.

ELVITOTO
ninjamike51 wrote:

White's next moves are: 9 e3-e2 and 10 d3-d2

Yeah, that will make it perfect.

ELVITOTO

Of course this is a joke opening. But thanks to biglee, to let us have some fun. nervous.png

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