1000 Funny jokes and memes

Rules- You post words or pictures. Your choice!

1.

It's an artist impression of how it feels to play Magnus Carlsen.

I do not know any memes lol

Lol

What’s the difference between falling from the top of the Empire State Building and sitting opposite Magnus Carlsen in a chess tournament?

In one scenario you see your life flash before your eyes as you realise you’re helpless to do anything to prevent your demise. In the other you’re falling from the Empire State Building.  

oh lol

Ya

Banner on chess.com asks: "Can you play like Alireza Firouzja?".

Knocking the king over and losing on time? Yes, I can.

This deserve reposting.

Running fast is better than driving fast!

If you cross Count Dracula with Frosty the Snowman you'll get frostbite.

what are two things you can not eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner!

Which 2 days start with letter T?. Answers after someone guess.

Tomorrow and Tuesday