1000 ways of get injured playing chess

You fall victim to a knight fork and succumb to the darkness within that cannot be healed with apple cider...

354

You accidentally promote your pawn into a nuclear warhead

Lmfao 🤣🤣

It was #354 tho

355

You one day wake up as the white e-pawn and the person controlling you decides to play the englund gambit

Chess is a mental pursuit, not a physical one. The only thing that gets injured playing chess is someone's ego.

I swear i saw this one repeated before, its a good one

356 you rage and kill everyone including urself

#357: the tournament director superglued the a8 rook to the board and you play as white. So when your opponent is nearing the endgame with low time he rushes to move Ra8-a1 and lifts the whole board with a quick and spazzy hand movement and hits you with the board in the face, and all the pieces fly towards your head meanwhile the director is secretly watching in the camera room laughing

358

you spend all day every day playing chess and not paying your taxes, so the IRS comes into your house, takes everything you own, and sends you to prison, where you spend the rest of your days being beat up by your cellmate who was put in prison because he murdered a family of six, but was given a life sentence instead of a death sentence because his dad was the head warden at the prison, but eventually you escape and try to change your identity, but you forgot to change out of your prison clothes and now are being put to death by the electric chair.

N1

#359: While playing chess on your phone on the street you accidentally bang your head against a titanium street light

Bike

#360: You were caught in the ducks war

361-

you decide to bet your friend $1000 dollars you can beat him. You fail, and end up being down 1000- right around time to pay your landlord's bill. Long story short, he isn't happy and throws you out, out so far you end up with a ripped Achilles tendon.

362

you are playing in a tournament on a hot summer day and after winning, you accidentally grab a glass of battery acid instead of water

363

you are playing chess with checkers and someone swapped one of your pieces with a flat, round, coin sized red hot coal, and you somehow don't notice until it is too late and you end up with third degree burns and major trust issues

shouldn't pi party be held on 3/14/15