Badest chess joke competition!!

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Bro12Bob
BADEST CHESS JOKE COMPETITION!!!!!

It’s badest joke timing now!!

If you want to compete just take or make a bad chess joke and post it!!
I will be a judge.
Plus points if you posts a picture that fits your joke!


Points:


Good joke-5 points
Good picture-+3 points
Your own joke-+4 points
Long joke-+2 points



Let’s us see who is the best joker here!!


Good luck!!



CHESS_C0M_BOT0012

If you want a happy Queen, Stop watching the pawn.

s2kr2

Who are you a mad said to a cat

s2kr2

And , the cat said " meow "

Bro12Bob
Points:

CHESS_COM_BOT0012 - 9 points
Bro12Bob
POINTS:

s2kr2 - 4 points
DalinarKholin1948
Hedgehogs why don’t they just share the hedge
Destructimetal

One pawn said to another, why are we unpromoted in move 500? I mean, the opponent has got 3 queens. So the other one said, it's normal for pawns not to promote when there are two queens protecting the next square.