yes and life is just a ride :)
CHESS IS A JOKE !
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dont have any chess jokes, got a few blond ones :)
blond texts her boyfriend "what does idk mean???"
bf "i dont know"
blond "OMG!!! nobody does!!!"
FlowerFlowers wrote:
yes and life is just a ride :)
i like that !
KeViN246 wrote:
dont have any chess jokes, got a few blond ones :)
blond texts her boyfriend "what does idk mean???"
bf "i dont know"
blond "OMG!!! nobody does!!!"
hejoke he hey hey hey !!!! Ill find you a
Mar 25, 2011
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If it's not poetry I need to stop studying Milton.
What a waste!
Two chess players, Vlad and Igor, decide to play a game of correspondence chess. The only problem is that Vlad is at the North Pole and Igor is at the South Pole, both at totally remote outposts.
However, they have devised an ingenious scheme where every month, they arrange for a team of huskies to battle the elements from the respective base camps to the outposts in order to deliver the moves inside a weatherproof vial, strapped to a dog's neck.
This plan works fine for a few years. By move 27, the game is reaching the critical middle game point, where a wrong move would mean disaster for either player.
It is Vlad to move, and for some reason, Igor does not receive his move on the normal date.
Two months pass, then three, then six, then a complete year. By now, Igor can hardly stand the suspense and is climbing the walls with frustration.
Suddenly, he sees a team of huskies approaching through the blizzard outside. He rushes out, and with trembling hands, opens the container.
He unfolds the paper and can hardly bear to look at it. He tentatively opens his eyes and scans what is written on the paper:
.
"j'adoube"
Found at Chesszone
Joseph-S wrote:
Two chess players, Vlad and Igor, decide to play a game of correspondence chess. The only problem is that Vlad is at the North Pole and Igor is at the South Pole, both at totally remote outposts.
However, they have devised an ingenious scheme where every month, they arrange for a team of huskies to battle the elements from the respective base camps to the outposts in order to deliver the moves inside a weatherproof vial, strapped to a dog's neck.
This plan works fine for a few years. By move 27, the game is reaching the critical middle game point, where a wrong move would mean disaster for either player.
It is Vlad to move, and for some reason, Igor does not receive his move on the normal date.
Two months pass, then three, then six, then a complete year. By now, Igor can hardly stand the suspense and is climbing the walls with frustration.
Suddenly, he sees a team of huskies approaching through the blizzard outside. He rushes out, and with trembling hands, opens the container.
He unfolds the paper and can hardly bear to look at it. He tentatively opens his eyes and scans what is written on the paper:
.
"j'adoube"
Found at Chesszone
that makes no sense
hes asking to take his move back ;)
redlite462 wrote:
no, he's saying he's adjusting the pieces...
AN IRISH BLONDE WALKS INTO A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!'
YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes
are dumb, But all men are men...
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes
are dumb, But all men are men...
I recall one man complaining to the TD that his female opponent had intentionally chosen her undergarments to undermine his concentration...
Laughter is good for you! So Tell me your funny Chess Jokes so we can all Laugh! Here is a very cvute video...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtiAfmFkosY&feature=player_embedded
"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"