Chess jokes!!!

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awesome1184
Let’s put lots of jokes in here!
Jokes must be kid-appropriate.
1. Why was Darth Vader so good at chess?
He was a master of the Force mate
(Like forced mate)
1uplifts

Why do the pawns dislike Bishops,

because they are Preachy.  

 

mlesl1208

Why can't anyone take players seriously?

mlesl1208

Because they're always chess kidding

1uplifts

How many ways can a Chess Player open a door?

1uplifts

Answer: 20

snoozyman
Why don’t chess players pay with cash?



Because they like to use check.
pargatperrer

What did the sleepy husband say to his wife who was playing chess at midnight?

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"Good Knight, Irene."

awesome1184
Just necroposting to get more jokes, don’t mine me!
Sammy_Thechessboy

1. Why did the chess player get tense in a diner?

2. Why is chess banned in Islam?

3. Why couldn't New York play chess?

(Quote to see the answers)

1. The waiter said, "Check."

2. They hate the rule where you could move your queen "freely"

3. New York doesn't have 2 towers.

DiaboloDB

 

More a pun than a joke

fulcanelli12

Why did the white rabbit enter the scene ? he was late to meet the queen

fulcanelli12

How embarrassing - should have been Why beginning the sentence, obvs. Although.......?

fulcanelli12

was it a rabbit or a hare, that was'nt there ? Gone now to check the queen.

Cavatine

does it count as a joke to have a silly chess set?  this one is sea creatures. I like it

https://www.deviantart.com/myrhansen/art/Sea-Creatures-Chess-Set-1-208141944

Disappointing that the pawns are not prawns.  The knights are prawns and dolphins.

awesome1184
Why did the pawn cross the forums?
To necropost and get more jokes ;)
Steven-ODonoghue

My favourite chess joke is Hikaru Nakamura and his stream.

Sammy_Thechessboy

Why can't kings be with each other?

Because they'd always be in check.

awesome1184
Haha
Nandini_Mahajan

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