chess long rap

Every post must contribute to the rap dont make a post that just says 'lol' or a smiley face or something like that. every post must add to the rap you dont have to be good or anything just try to keep it going

yo yo yo

im the best in chess

im ahead of the rest

if you look to the left

you can see my rooks

now the whole world is full of crooks

if you look to the right

my bishops zing the diagonals

gosh look at me, I'm such an animal.

im not that practical

my moves are tactical

Check out my queen

Its behind your king!

oh f*** 

i am sh*t out of luck

Now I'll move my pawn 

Play this position till dawn

And keep at it 'till he's withdrawn 

after that im gonna mow my lawn

while im hitting the bong

and play chess all night long

jesus why these comments always being deleted

keep it CLEAN so little kids can read this

i aint no genius im just being prestigious

and i cant believe this

i cant believe this