Chess Pick-up Lines

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DmitriNet

Ann,  let me show how domination occurs in this position.

bach_of_chess
DmitriNet wrote:

Ann,  let me show how domination occurs in this position.


duytam94

Be my queen and mate with me with your knight moves.

Lopsidation

"They should call you Korchnoi vs. Spassky, because you're my Candidate Match."

Shivsky

I fancy ur caro kann ... ?

dannyhume

I said if 

you're thinking of being my baby, 

it doesn't matter if your black or white

Pat_Zerr

"I'd love to see your opening"  Tongue out

 

Giggity.

d4e4

I would go with something old fashioned and nice: "Do you play chess often?"

(Hey...I'm still happily married...45 years now. So, maybe I'd try that gambit. Worked for me...except it was on a dance floor: "Do you come here often?")

goldendog

My that's a beautiful set.

Here_Is_Plenty

Lets make it a knight to remember....do you have tassles on your castles....Baby I want to fork you so bad....

Shivsky

Stop restricting my bad bishop and maintaining all this tension ...

brianb42

I'll be your white knight if you'll be my queen.

d4e4

One of my all time favorite movies is "Groundhog's Day". You don't want to be like Bill Murray in the opening or middle game. He finally got it right in the end game, though!

Knightmage

Hey babe, Can I promote my little pawn on your back rank.

sodayodadude

I'd put my rook on you open file...

Azukikuru

"Better get to it while I still have sufficient mating material..."

Pat_Zerr

"Why don't we get into a favorable position?"

gbidari

"I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue."

dannyhume
gbidari wrote:

"I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue."


winner

RealSelf

Never mind chess, fancy a snog?