Chess Puns?

Anyone have any chess puns? You know, stuff like:

"Reti or not, here I come!"

"Come follow me and I will make you a Fischer of men..."

"Alekhine think of is chess!"

(sorry, that is a stretch...) 

"check matie"

(like a pirate says maty) sad ,,lol

I prefer a little knight music when I try to think about chess pawns, uh, puns.

When I am about to resign to some mate, I check the board one more Short time before I throw in the Tal.  The game is Tarrasch by then.  I usually then throw the pieces to the Flohr, but then who Keres?  I give my opponent the Bird and walk off.

Here's rooking at you, kid.  I'll have Nunn of that, those sons of bishops.

Ehlvst has left the building.  He is now Miles away.

Nice one lol

Although this is not chess related it is one of my favorites.

 I once entered a pun writing contest. I wrote ten puns to improve my chances of winning, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: How does an Australian announce he is attacking your king?

A: Check, mate.

I pawned all of my chess sets!