Chess Puns?

The car accident victim,s injuries were not  severe,he had only bent his larsen.

Will someone kindly drive a wooden stake through this threads' heart.

Free Pawn.

The chess clock requires two Alekhine batteries 

  That's cute. 

If you can reach a hole, occupy it with your piece. That is the first step for mating.

Some funny stuff here   lol.

1. When paying a credit card the old fashioned way, a chess player could say, "cheque mate."
2. I'm going to go dancing at the knightclub.
3. That store rooked me!
4. Employer: You can do either this project or that one, but not both.
   Employee: I've got a fork!
   Employer: What?
5. Employer: I think you should resign.
   Employee: How about a draw?

The young lady/man was supposed to be studying, but the mates were still around.

😮

What does an Australian person asks when he finishes his food in the restaurant? Check, mate.

Chess! I did it! I mate a pun!

Lemme just check It was the right pun...

Rook mistake! Posted all these comments separately!

Alright! Time to put an end to all of this. I bring to you:

Before c5, Birmingham was hunting for an answer.

Because you've all been such splendid fun ; a gift before I leave:

What do squares, rooms and complexes have in common? (  Landlords might be familiar with this one)

They never move in if you paint it all wrong. 

What did Mr. Bowdler say to the Sicilian?

I see four bishops with you.