Chess Song Parodies!!! - Chess Forums

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#1

Please share our song parodies! Just edit the song lyrics!

P.S. We acknowledgd copyright. We are making up chess songs.

P.P.S.

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P.P.P.S. No swear words permitted in a verse, chorus.

P.P.P.P.S. No explicit language.

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#2

"Check Mate (sing in the way of Coldplay’s Paradise)"

When she was just a pawn
She played chess on the lawn
But it flew away to the deep
So she captured in her sleep
Hated check-check-checkmate
check-check-checkmate

check-check-checkmate

Every time she used her pawn
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

When she was just a pawn
She play chess on the lawn
But it flew away from her reach
And the knights catch in her teeth

Chess goes on
It gets so heavy
The rook breaks the queen
Every move, a queen’s attack
In the board, the check board
She moved her knight
In the board, the check board
Away she'd fight.

And hated check-check-checkmate
check-check-checkmate
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

She hated check-check-checkmate
check-check-checkmate

check-check-checkmate
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

La la la La
La la la

So capturing ‘neath those stormy skies.
She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
I know the bishop and knight died.

This could be check-check-checkmate
check-check-checkmate
This could be check-check-checkmate
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

This could be check-check-checkmate
check-check-checkmate

Could be check-check-checkmate
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

This could be check-check-checkmate
check-check-checkmate
Could be check-check-checkmate
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#3

"The Kasparov (sing in the tune of what does the fox say)"

Pawn goes straight, bishop has hate.

Rook can straight, and king got mate.
Magnus goes who? Susan says check, and the chessboard wreck-eck-ecks. Queen goes hmm, knight goes CHECKMATE!, and beginners say how? How? How?
But there's one move that no one knows...
WHAT DOES KASPAROV MOVE?
e4-e4-e4-e4-e-5!
e4- e4-e4-e4-e-5!

e4-e4-e4-e4-e-5!

WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?
CHACHACHACHACHECKMATE
CHACHACHACHACHECKMATE

CHACHACHACHACHECKMATE

WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?

STALESTALESTALEMATE!
STALESTALESTALEMATE!
STALESTALESTALEMATE!

WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?
Castle Castle king’s side

Castle Castle king’s side

Castle Castle king’s side
WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?

Big black pawn, pointy queen, chasing rooks, and being mean.

A battle field, not the hill, suddenly you're feeling ill.
Your board is check, so beautiful, like a queen in disguise.
But if you meet an opponent’s knight, will you rather fight at ni-i-i-i-ght ni-i-i-i-ght ni-i-i-i-ght?
How will you move to that kni-i-i-i-ght kni-i-i-i-ght kni-i-i-i-ght?
WHAT DOES KASPAROV MOVE?

check-a-check-a check-a-check-a chow!

check-a-check-a check-a-check-a chow!

check-a-check-a check-a-check-a chow!
WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?
stale-stale-stale-kow!
stale-stale-stale-kow!
stale-stale-stale-kow!
WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?
A-check-ahee stale-hee!
A-check-ahee stale-hee!

A-check-ahee stale-hee!
WHAT THE KASPAROV MOVE?
King-ooo-oo-o-o-o

Queen-ooo-oo-o-o-o
WHAT DOES KASPAROV MOVE?

The secret of the chess, ancient checkmate.
Somewhere deep in the pawn, I know you're hiding.
What is your piece? Will we ever know?
Will always be a checkmate. What do you move?

Check-check-check-check-check-check-check

You're my guardian queen hiding in the woods.
What is your move? (Check-check-check-check-check-check-check)
Will we ever know? (Check-check-check-check-check-check-check)
I want to, I want to, I want to know! (Check-check-check-check-check-check-check
check-check-check-check-mate)

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#4

You can also make up song about chess!

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This is for all the rest,

To learn how to play chess,

Other hobbies only entertain,

Chess is a mind game that seizes the brain,

The king is the most important piece,

If you lose yours the game will cease,

Check is when the king’s attacked,

And in response it must react,

When the king cannot escape,

That’s called check and mate,

Sometimes games of chess are tied,

Or the win will go to one side,

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How to move’s the next to learn,

Each move counts as a turn,

The king can move one square,

Any direction that it dare,

Vertically the rook can slide,

It can also move side to side,

As many squares as it cares,

You get two rooks they come in pairs,

The bishops move in a different direction,

The diagonal is their section,

The queen is the piece with the most power,

Over the others the queen will tower,

Diagonal and side to side,

Like a rook and bishop the queen will stride,

With the rook, the queen and bishop share,

The power to move unlimited squares,

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The knight has a spring,

It can jump over anything,

This you can remember well,

A knight’s move spells an “L”,

Move two squares and make ninety degrees,

Then move one square as you please,

Pawns are tricky you get eight,

When they don’t capture they move straight,

On their first move they can move up two,

Only after that one square they do,

If you get a pawn to the end of the board,

You can get another queen as a reward,

Pawns capture diagonal one square,

They’re not that strong when you compare,

A stalemate is a draw in chess,

That’s a tie the game wont progress,

It’s when one side can’t move a piece,

And once again the game will cease,

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The ranks go left and right,

The pieces on the first two belong to white,

The files are arranged vertically,

You got a through h accordingly,

The queenside is files a through d,

The kingside is files h through e,

There are two special moves you must know,

Castling and en passant I will show,

To castle move the king two squares,

Then put the rook next to it there,

You can’t castle if the king has moved,

Or through check that’s disapproved,

You can castle king or queenside,

Just notice the difference how it’s applied,

When the pawn moves up two,

You miss a chance to take,

En passant is the move

That you can make,

This is only done with pawns,

En passant and the other one’s gone,

To make this move you only get once chance,

Right after the pawn’s advance,

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The bottom right corner is a light square,

Nearly every movie messes up there,

Rooks start at the corner of the board,

Knights are right next door,

The bishops go in between,

The middle is the king and queen,

The queen that’s white,

Starts on a square that’s light,

The black queen starts on a dark square,

Here’s a way to remember where,

You know where each queen and king goes,

Because queens like to match their clothes,

The queen starts on the same color,

The king starts on the other,

When you play chess,

You have a lot to gain,

To be a success,

You must love the game,

Ben_Dubuque

Jan 24, 2014

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#5

"Paul Serriwan" (in the style of "Baba O'reily" by The Who)

Right here on the board

My rating did soar

I owe it all to the dragon

I don't need to play dry

To make you cry

I don't need a sac to summon.

Don't Cry...

Don't bat an eye...

Its only the Chinese Dragon....

Just look at this move

See the way I groove

Lets start a fire, and look to your king

Your exodus is here

the end of your king is near...

he'll get mated on your queen's wing.

Chinese dragon....

its only the chinese dragon

woa woa woa chinese dragon....

oh yeah the chinese dragon...

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#6

"Check U (100%) (Sing in the tune of Need U (100%))"

I wanna be the only king, every day and night
Are you gonna be the one who's always gonna castle right
And when we checkmate them capturing the knights
Check you 100, check you 100 percent ahh

I wanna be the one you tell all your pawns about
Maybe I'll be the one you just can't check without
You gotta sacrifice your queen, bishop ain't no doubt
Check me 100, check you 100 percent

I wanna be the only king, every day and night
Are you gonna be the one who's always gonna castle right
And when we checkmate them capturing the knights
Check you 100, check you 100 percent ahh

I wanna be the one you tell all your pawns about
Maybe I'll be the one you just can't check without
You gotta sacrifice your queen, bishop ain't no doubt
Check me 100, check you 100 percent

Check you 100, Check you 100 percent

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#7

"My King Is Blocked And Slammed (Sing in Vanessa Amorosi’s ‘This Is Who I Am)"

I use my knight, trying to do things right
but all I do is check with a queen with my pawn on their knight so many times
but then I learnt, after being turned
to get back up and checkmate on
stop the tears people learn on, on

[Chorus]
Well it’s so bad to trap your king
now I’ve learnt to stand
well it’s bad to make my king be slammed
I spent years really hating chess
thinking ‘til the end, now I hope that you can understand
My king is blocked and slammed

Now when capturing gets tough
I’m quick to move up
I capture day, I capture night
I break down pawns, I hit up high
I don’t care if I’m mated, or if you think I’m hated
‘cos I can play blitz chess at night, I’m a good person and I’ll get by

[Chorus]
Well it’s so bad to trap your king
now I’ve learnt to stand
well it’s bad to make my king be slammed
I spent years really hating chess
thinking ‘til the end, now I hope that you can understand
My king is blocked and slammed

Are you checking, are you checking, are you checking, someone like me
you resign, you resign, you resign or be free
cause the queen will keep staying, and you’ll be trapped in it

[Chorus]
Well it’s so bad to trap your king
now I’ve learnt to stand
well it’s bad to make my king be slammed
I spent years really hating chess
thinking ‘til the end, now I hope that you can understand
My king is blocked and slammed

cwclub

Jan 24, 2014

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#8

http://bit.ly/M8ehIa

Link to a chess rap

cwclub

Jan 27, 2014

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#9

"Pawny (Sing in Justin Bieber’s Baby)"

Oh whoa [3x]

You know you love me, I know the check
Just shout whenever, and it’s a speck
You are my queen, you are my pawn

And we will never ever sleep at dawn

Are we just pawns? Rook, quit playing
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Say there's another and look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like...

Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
Oh, Pawny, Pawny, Pawny nooo
Oh Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
I thought you'd always be mate (mate)

Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
Oh, Pawny, Pawny, Pawny nooo
Oh Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
I thought you'd always be mate (mate)

Oh, for you I would have took whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' a queen
I'll buy you anything, or you’ll be mean
And I'm in pieces, pawny fix me
And just check me 'til you trust me and guarantee
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first queen won't be in town

Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
Oh, Pawny, Pawny, Pawny nooo
Oh Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
I thought you'd always be mate (mate)

Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
Oh, Pawny, Pawny, Pawny nooo
Oh Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
I thought you'd always be mate (mate)

[Ludacris:]
Luda! When I had a queen, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my pawny
And no pawn came between us or could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh, I was very ouch-stuck.

She woke me up daily, don’t need no bad luck.
She made my king go, it skipped a beat when I see her in the street and
At school on the chessboard but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
She knows she got mate dazing cause I was so amazing
And now my wall is breaking but I just keep on saying...

Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
Oh, Pawny, Pawny, Pawny nooo
Oh Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
I thought you'd always be mate (mate)

Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
Oh, Pawny, Pawny, Pawny nooo
Oh Pawny, Pawny, Pawny oooh
I thought you'd always be mate (mate)

I'm mate(Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all mate(Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all mate(Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all mate(gone, gone, gone...)
I'm mate

albatrosinus

May 3, 2014

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#10

King who's going to be mated sing yesterday.

Yesterday, all these pieces were so far away
Now it looks as though I'm mate in eight,
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I'm not half the king I used to be
All the pawns are hanging next to me
Oh yesterday came suddenly.

Why Knights had to go, I don't know they wouldn't stay
Queen, Rooks are gone too, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, chess was such an easy game to play.
Now all these engines came into play,
Chess are harder than yesterday.

Why Knights had to go, I don't know they wouldn't stay
Queen, Rooks are gone too, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, chess was such an easy game to play.
Now there's Carlsen who came into play,
Chess are harder than yesterday.

cwclub

Jun 8, 2014

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#11

Let It Move (a chess song parody of Let It Go (FROZEN) by Idina Menzel)

The square glows white on the chessboard tonight
Not a piece to be seen
A kingdom of malevolence,
And it looks like I’m so mean.

The board is moving like this king and queen inside
Couldn't move it out, chess knows I tried!

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Play the good game you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them prove
Well, now they prove!

Let it move, let it move
Can't play it back anymore
Let it move, let it move
Run away and go hardcore!

I don't care
What they're going to say
Let Black rage on,
Chess never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some bishop
Makes everything seem tall
And the pawns that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!

It's time to see what I can move
To move the pieces and break through
No check, no moves, no rules for me I'm free!

Let it move, let it move
I don’t lose or cry
Let it move, let it move
You'll never see White die!

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let Black rage on!

My power plays through the air into the ground
My rook is conquering in white pieces all around
And one thought paralyses like a horsey dame
I'm never going back,
The game is in the game!

Let it move, let it move
And I'll promote my lovely pawn
Let it move, let it move
That perfect game is gone!

Here I stand
In the game of day
Let Black rage on,
Chess never bothered me anyway!

TheChessInfinity

Apr 8, 2023

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#12

Chess Ways to Die (Dumb Ways to Die Parody):

Hang your queen out for free

Develop your queen too early

Move your king out too early

Forget to control the center in the opening

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Play against Magnus Carlsen

Capture every time you can

Trade your queen for a pawn

Forget castling is a way to protect your king

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Move your king into check

Forget to look carefully

Play chess during the COVID-19

You spread the germs into the board and pieces

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Dress up like a champion during chess season

Forget to look out for your opponent's threats

Play chess against a psycho-killer

Try to play chess against a pigeon

The pigeon knocks all the pieces over

And it will poop all over the board

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways

So many chess ways to die!

piedraven

May 12, 2023

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#13

Oh no oh no oh no

Oh crap oh crap oh crap

I think I blundered again
I hung my black queen
And that was the end

Oh baby
I just zipped down the H-file
Didn't see that white rook
Well now I'll resign

I am not Magnus Carlsen
But that was so reckless of me

Oops I blundered again
I just lost my rook
Didn't see that open diagonal

Oops, my knight's on the rim
Oh no there he goes, I'm down to a king and three pawns

You see my problem is this
I play late at night
My IQ drops seventy points, oh no

Up the D-file I go
Right into the path
Of those rooks that are waiting to pounce

I am not Magnus Carlsen
But that was so reckless of me

Oops, I blundered again
Where's my dark squared bishop, where has he gone

Oops, I blundered again
He's boxed in down low
My own stupid pawn's in my way

Oh no oh no oh no

Oh crap oh crap oh crap

Oops I blundered again
My other rook's gone
And now I have none

Oops I blundered again
He's closing in now
With his queen and two rooks

I am not Magnus Carlsen
But that was so reckless of me

Oops I blundered again
It's three am I
Have no brain cells left

Oops I blundered again
My back-rank pawn's gone
There goes my new queen

Phobozo444

May 12, 2023

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#14

CHESS STAR (All star parody)
Somebody once told me my openings were moldy
I ain´t the sharpest fork in the shed
She was lookin kinda dumb with her king behind her pawns
In the shape of an L like a horsey
Well the pawns start pushing and they dont stop pushing
Fed to the rules and I stalemate somebody
Didnt make sense not to trade my rooks
Your brain gets smart but your head dumb
Knights to defend Centres to take so what´s wrong with playing Sicilian?
You'll never know if you don't play it
You'll never win if you can't take it
Hey now you're a chess star
Get your pawn structure made
Hey now you're a rook star
Get your king to safety
And all my moves are mistakes
Chess just makes my mind break

hotcrystal1

May 13, 2023

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#15

Do one for rickroll

MyDogIsCuter

May 16, 2023

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#16

We're no strangers to chess
You know the rules and
So do I
A pawn promotion’s what I'm
Thinking of
Oh wait I blundered, now my
Queen is gonna die!
I just wanna
Stop you from stealing
Gonna finally
Do my plan
Never gonna give it up
Even though I'm down
Never gonna move around
And play a2
My plan has gone awry
Checkmat is nigh
I have to say goodbye and resign to

piedraven

May 16, 2023

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#17

Somebody do one for Die Another Day. I'm outta ideas, but it would make for a great chess parody.

pleasedontsing

May 18, 2023

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#18

"Haha "Said the pawn (original "the Clown")" did the King lose His crown has the knight Been tied on romance"

pleasedontsing

May 18, 2023

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#19

Come on Check me Amadeus; Back to Check ; My Queen will Go on

pleasedontsing

May 18, 2023

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#20

I Heard there was a Secret move that David played and IT pleased the Lord but you don't realy Care for chessplay, do you? IT goes Like THIS: pawn 4th pawn 5th the pawns Shall Fall the Queen will Lift and everyone at Battle Halleluja. Halleluja Halleluja (6x) Baby I ve been Here before I played THIS Game I Walked THIS Board I Used to Play alone before I knew you . I See your Queen on the marble Arch but chess is Not a Victory March its a cold and its a broken Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja (6x)