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buzz960

Ok, we need to get back to the actual peace talks, specifically the ratification of the Treaty of Nairland (and any amendments):

The Treaty of Nairland (named for location of negotiations):

1) The War is immediately ceased.

2) All armaments are taken out of service.

3) All states will be in a lend-lease policy in which, if one has hardship of some kind (e.g. financial depression), all neighbors of the weakened nation are obligated to assist the nation, with the affected nation being itself obligated to pay back its neighbor nations in an amount equal to each nation's losses as a result of their assisting the former.

4) Consuming of ducks' flesh will be abolished, and the ducks shall in turn not maliciously attack humans (self-defence is fine).

5) The afore shown map shall represent the postbellum borders.

6) The ducks may freely travel between all territories and across the sea, and vice versa for others.

7) If one territory attacks any other, the belligerent shall be invaded by a coalition of all other nations in the same continent (if possible). Immediately after the war, the original belligerent shall lose territory according to the scale of their invasion.

8) For the first 45 years after the war, the Territories that will be at 45 be transferred to the ducks will be international zones.

Signatures:

X-Buzz960

X-7thDuckz

X-ChessAce

X-Destructimental(?)

X-

X-

X-

Amendment I: All colonies, on earth or elsewhere, are converted to international zones.

Once all 7 needed signatures are added (by those deemed to be relevant to the conflict), any amendments proposed will be voted on, and once those matters are decided, the Treaty will be officialized, and the borders set. (To represent signatures, just say that you approve of the Treaty, and I'll edit the signature area.)

Any proposals will be greatly appreciated!

Destructimetal

I forgive ducks for anything bad they did. (nothing)

buzz960

So do you sign or not?

Derek-C-Goodwin

The ducks can't be trusted.

Destructimetal

HUMANS CAN'T BE TRUSTED BUT WE'RE DOING IT!!!

Destructimetal

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Destructimetal

The great duck.

Destructimetal

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The dork lord.

Destructimetal

Zitr0n3

Just chill, quack and drink a lemonade. Aint nobody got time for wars or fights or making orange duckies.

7thDuckz
buzz960 wrote:

Ok, we need to get back to the actual peace talks, specifically the ratification of the Treaty of Nairland (and any amendments):

The Treaty of Nairland (named for location of negotiations):

1) The War is immediately ceased.

2) All armaments are taken out of service.

3) All states will be in a lend-lease policy in which, if one has hardship of some kind (e.g. financial depression), all neighbors of the weakened nation are obligated to assist the nation, with the affected nation being itself obligated to pay back its neighbor nations in an amount equal to each nation's losses as a result of their assisting the former.

4) Consuming of ducks' flesh will be abolished, and the ducks shall in turn not maliciously attack humans (self-defence is fine).

5) The afore shown map shall represent the postbellum borders.

6) The ducks may freely travel between all territories and across the sea, and vice versa for others.

7) If one territory attacks any other, the belligerent shall be invaded by a coalition of all other nations in the same continent (if possible). Immediately after the war, the original belligerent shall lose territory according to the scale of their invasion.

8) For the first 45 years after the war, the Territories that will be at 45 be transferred to the ducks will be international zones.

Signatures:

X-Buzz960

X-7thDuckz

X-ChessAce

X-Destructimental(?)

X-

X-

X-

Amendment I: All colonies, on earth or elsewhere, are converted to international zones.

Once all 7 needed signatures are added (by those deemed to be relevant to the conflict), any amendments proposed will be voted on, and once those matters are decided, the Treaty will be officialized, and the borders set. (To represent signatures, just say that you approve of the Treaty, and I'll edit the signature area.)

Any proposals will be greatly appreciated!

Proposition: the ducks commit to community service to help astronauts on Mars to pay it forward