fun things to say during chess

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bobbyDK

In our chess club we have a yearly tradition to gather in the summer on weekends to play chess and grill.

it is all about having fun and during the games we might say something funny
inspired by fritz
"do I play against your toaster"
of course it should still be friendly it isn't meant as a insults.
do you have fun thing that could be said during a chess game.

planeden

i have a habit of dropping my b and g pawns and may respond with "you killed kenny" (from the southpark tv show) or "what did he ever do to hurt you?". 

planeden
EZap wrote:

So when someone trys to rank on you just keep replying, "Yo mama". Thats always fun.


but what if you are not playing your mom?  you say "yo opponent"? 

bobbyDK

just got the idea:
if a player falls into a trap. you could ask "what does admiral Ackbar say
and then reply "it's a trap"

...from star wars for those who wonders.<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0

dashkee94

When I'm at a chess club and I'm having one of those nights playing blitz when the moves come easy and I keep winning, I like to use the "serial killer" gambit: I start saying, "Stop me before I kill again.  Please, please, stop me.  I can't help it; there, I did it again.  Please stop me."  Normally, they are laughing too hard to do anything to me, and so it keeps on going.

ivanx00

Well, not sure if this is funny but here goes:

There is a world famous chess club in NYC where one of his most active members suffers from tourretes syndrome. His ailment is not as bad as tourretes is usually protrayed in movies...but every now and then you will hear some swearing coming from him. So when he plays in a tournament, if you play against him....you know you will be cursed at...and I have to admit, sometimes it cracks you up. Just think about it....you just touch a piece and then he goes: "MF!!" Unfortunately, this also happens when he plays against children...which makes for an odd situation with the parents.

Vulpesvictor

"Har du trukket?"

"JA!"

"På hvad?"

"Stolen."

bobbyDK

Magnus Carlsen is having fun saying : too week, to slow all the time in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY27lgnPKWI

Phylar

Opponent: Checkmate!

You: Uh...(moves King away into complete safety)

Opponent: ... (random piece move)

You: ...checkmate

I've always found this situation to be a bit funny o.o