funny chess puns

Chess puns conversation

So what’s your strategy?
I’ll have to check, mate...
When spring comes we’ll fish the pawn or the Deep Blue sea
Gotta buy some lures and rooks though
I might bishopping to gain an advantage
Well today I’ll be eating at white castles without a fork
Oh, not Kings?
That’s my endgame
Either that or drink en passant
That would be a blunder, plus I’m trying to beat the clock
Conversation’s getting stale, mate
Yes, I’m a little board
Don’t be a square, we just need better correspondence
Yeah, we should piece something good together
Maybe use a new combination?
That never crossed my mind, but I don’t want to overload you
Oh, remind me to tell you about Bobby Fisherman by trade and sorry for deflecting our chat into a new direction
Well you always think out of the box win, lose or draw
But I don’t wanna force your moves
Nice touch there, though you’ve disturbed my piece!
It’s a sacrifice you must take
One fit for a king pin in his fortress
And his promoted queen
Yes, I think we gained a tempo there
Well, gotta go rook the baby to sleep
Best way to rook the baby is threefold repetition
Ok, good knight
Piece out man

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