Funny joke: Why is a bishop so valuable?

Why is a bishop so valuable?

 Take a closer look below to see the answer!

Because everyone have to go to the shop in order to get them

There is only the one "e" in valueable/valuable.

O.K.  Why Is a Bishop so valuable ?

I don´t have any idea

Swede humor

I thinek that is for that the bishop takes more squares than the knight

No one saw my white-gray-ish text? Well here it is:

Because everyone have to go to the shop in order to get them

Bu-dum *crash*

So where is the joke?

Brilliant joke, it ain't funny but you can't have it all.

    White text on a white background hmm ! - I suppose you used bold font though. Love a good laugh but, I don't get the joke !

 Uhm... i said White-Gray-ish I can see the text... Are you blind? 

Note to self: remember not to let DarkGrisen into:

https://www.chess.com/groups/home/chesscom-edy

;)

I think I see what you're trying to do with the joke. Is it wordplay with "bishop"?

 Yay! You are a genius!

 Thanks! XD

Thank you! That's very nice of you to say that!

why are pawns cats ?

hint: something to do with the first 3 letters. best of luck!