Gifts for the person who has everything

Chess Set Keychain  http://www.stupid.com/fun/CHSS.html

What do you have?

I hope it comes with tweasers because there's no way my paws are picking up those pawns.

I think you are on your own there.  If you need a larger pawns maybe this could work for you.

Pawn size: 1 1/2"

You will need some pretty big pockets and darned if I can tell where the keys go.

You know, I always found it really hard to pick up the pieces. Now, there's a better way!

If you've decided on the keychain, the one for a pocket or the one for a backpack, you'll want to have some keys.

http://www.statkeycompany.com/keyblank/chess/knight-key

http://www.statkeycompany.com/keyblank/chess/king-key

Man, you gotta be careful when you get money or you'll just spend it on Sxxx. But those keys are sexy. How about a nice mug?

There nothing that will bring a party life like two guys mulling over an intense chess game.

Is there a version for right-handers? Or is this the right-handed version?

Silly - right handers aren't allowed to play chess.