Grischuk's Song

I wrote a humorous song for GM Grischuk, sung to the tune of the Beatle's "You Won't See Me."

When I chess    you up/You try to win

But I tur-tle down/ You can't get in

All those lines  you saw/ To pile on more and more/ They all lead  to draws

'Cause You Can't Beat Me (you can't beat me) You Can't Beat Me

I don't know  why you/ Would play for pain

I'm a thick  brick wall/ We'll draw again

Yeah you play   to win/ Like Alexander Alekhin/ But I'm Petro-sian

And You Can't Beat Me (you can't beat me) You Can't Beat Me

Time after time you come at me with aggression

I never mind giving out defensive lessons

Oh your time is short/ Your advantage nil

You can't win   this way/ And you never will

You can try--play on/ I'll sit here and yawn/ And the game--it's drawn

'Cause You Can't Beat Me (you can't beat me) You Can't Beat Me