How to beat any Grandmaster

First of all, this tip will let you beat or draw against any grandmaster, yes, even against the best! And I guarentee 100% it will work. This is no fraud, no lies, this will work.

This method does not use any computer program for it to work. This is so easy, anybody that knows how to play chess can do it. The grandmasters will be going down with this trick!

You will need to play two simultaneous games with your opponent, one as black, one as white. 

You first wait for your opponent (white) to move, and on the other board where you are white, copy his move. Same thing when he replies, copy the move over to the other board. 

So the grandmaster would be actually playing against himself. This trick is especially useful if you are playing two different grandmasters. This way, they don't suspect a thing and you'll win a match, lose a match, or even draw both matches! 

Good luck crushing some grandmasters!

Wow, never heard that one! Have you heard about this new horseless carriage thingy? 

Nope, I actually didn't. It's pretty cool actually even though I'm not a big fan of cars but it sure sounds pretty awesome. 

http://jalopnik.com/this-horseless-carriage-might-be-the-unlikely-future-of-1565545980

I think Derren Brown used this trick first.

cheating

It's fraud, except when a magician does it.

Wow...I just need to challenge my coach to a game, then!