Garlic...eat lots of garlic.
How To Become a GM In 10 Minutes
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And Ginko Biloba!
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
I'm not sure that will help. Do you have other advice?
Nope...thats guaranteed to get you to GM in 10 minutes.
50 cloves of garlic.
100 500mg capsules of Ginko.
Youll be challenging Magnus tomorrow.
Rogue_King wrote:
Try an experimental form of sleep learning
That was disputed when cassettes came out.
Rogue_King wrote:
Try an experimental form of sleep learning
That was destroyed when they made toasters
Who cares abouts facts, just tell them you are a GM, famous on chess.com for your brilliant games and so many people being jealous at you. Even a couple of newspaper had published articles about the captivating DobbyFisher-Opening.
Feb 4, 2017
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#16
your advice helped. i ate garlic and then told him to come tomorrow (now today). then he told me he can't come tomorrow and said he will come on 02/05/2017. now i have more time. please tell me what openings should i play and other tips
Feb 4, 2017
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#17
gromius wrote:
and whats wrong with people laughing at you.
he said he'll come with rotten eggs.
you can see where that's going
Feb 4, 2017
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#18
Morphysrevenges wrote:
Keep a couple of extra queens and or rooks up your sleeve so you can slip them onto the board as needed.
he will have bodyguards
It's very easy to be a GM in ten minutes. All you need to do is to have accumulated several GM norms and be in a winning position against a GM who has less than five minutes on the clock...
Hi,
I urgently need to know how to become a GM in 10 minutes.My GM friend said I play garbage chess and now he's coming with friends to laugh at me. I want to impress and amaze everybody by playing at GM level when they come in 10 minutes. Please give any suggestions.
Sincerely,
Bad_Dobby_Fischer