just laugh

 
 Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
 At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

 The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
 The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
 The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
 St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.
 "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
 The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.
 St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.
  "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
  If you laugh, you are going straight to hell! 

"Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

That is hilarious!

 Typical miserable Scotsman!

Well jona004 what does a typical miserable  Englishman say.. or was that it ?! 

 Oh i dunno.... 1966?

But certainly not a perfect gent.

hah lol that was soo jokes gotta tell everyoone i know!!

 Tight fisted as well then. I bought some fish and chips in Yorkshire a few years back. The amount of chips i could count on one hand. I asked the girl behind the counter if my fish was still alive. When she asked why, i told her that i thought it had eat most of my chips.

Liked the jokey  comment, 004 but generalisations do catch us out sometimes, as this certainly did.Humour has so many different senses.Lets just laugh !

I'm going to hell...

Not funny.  Found it to be in poor taste. 

freakin funny

Wow...that was quite clever...

funny.

Who are these fools slagging each other off?

It was a joke!

Why reply if you dont like the joke? Get a life/job etc.

Indeed, why some people waste time and effort to post such negative comments in the forum? 
Most people are here to play chess but this doesn't exclude having a laugh, socializing, etc...

     Anyone that thinks this is just a chess site is missing the big picture.

     Great joke.

I did and it's great. I can understand his frustration with you. You call him a liar without proof, and now ridicule him again. And as long as you are trying to make others feel small by pointing to other forums I notice you were made to look a bit of an idiot in this forum before running away: How do I Attack in chess?

Can you actually read and comprehend sentences or do you just choose to deliberately ignore them?

But not apparantly in the other forum. I'll give you keephealthy's reply once again and you can either choose to keep fighting a lost argument, apologise to the gentleman, or again ignore it:

"Rainbow rising, I was just trying to make a harmless joke.  While my post may have not answered his question, it did get him to laugh, so I do think my previous post was helpful!

Furthermore, "Does it make you feel big to mock someone who doesn't understand something?" was offhand, my post wasn't even close to mockery.

Apologies for posting this in public forums rather then sending a PM, but if I feel I have been insulted publicly, I must defend myself publicly."

If you still can't understand that you were and are in the wrong then I am right about you not being able to comprehend sentences.

funny joke