love to play cheese

Anyone love to play

No, but I'd love to cut some farts for you all. Y'all stick around now, ya' hear?

Shirley, Louise! I actually feel grate about this.

Oh wait a second, could he mean chess?  No, that would be too... Naw... Just no.

Ulrika, has a word about the "Swiss" re post no. 2354
of 2001-3000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess...

Ulrika: known for her cheesy lyrics...

  Only when I get the bleus...

"Well, considering the category...I'll have to go with the latter. "

Things that belong in "off topic" get posted in the WRONG CATEGORY ALL the freaking TIME! And it's FREAKING ANNOYING!

Precisely; this should be in the Fun with Cheese category.

there's a difference?

There cheddar be...

I don't know how to play cheese.

Admitting u don't know is the 1st step to learning.

I admit I'm rather fondue of this form of cheese.

FONDUDE!

FONDUED, DUDE!

Let's go down to the Cheez-a-Go-Go !!

Where's my light-flashing rollerskates ?

I would go to Cheez-a-Go-Go. if you're a man.

Somebody called me?

Holey smoked Swiss!

I'll let you all in on a little secret.  Why do I play cheese?
Because I love to play cheese. 

Small Secrets and Cheesy Dreams

...as small a secret as there could brie
I travel the world with my heavenly cheese
everybody's looking for some...
some of them want to use your cheese
some of them want to get used by your cheese
some of them want to amuse your cheese
some of them want to be amused
some of them want to grate your cheese
some of them want to be greater than your cheese
some of them want to inflate your cheese
some of them want to be on a plate with your cheese
some of them want to mate with your cheese
some of them want to be checkmated by your cheese...
la-di-dah, grate lyrics always, grate lyrics in the hallways (of cheese)...