The BEST Chess Joke

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Nelso_125

Ok, it may not be the best...Laughing

A man was walking in a park when he saw Garry Kasparov sitting at a park bench with a chess set, half-way through a game. When he walked up, he saw that Kasparov was actually playing his dog!

The man just saw the dog move a piece when he said "Mr Kasparov, that's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

Garry replied,"No, I'm winning 3 games to 1."

kohai

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CoconutTiger

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diemking

lol

nice

from now on, your name shall be Private Joker

steely

i dont get it

lun12345

what a bad joke!!!!!!!!

CoconutTiger

im still laughing ..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dlclaufer

Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, thump?

 

A: A GM laughing his head off!!!!!!!

msoweira

It's fine but ......

scottwooller

very funny but old

Chesser777
Mx0 wrote:

lol

nice

from now on, your name shall be Private Joker


Full Metal Jacket? :)