The Joys of Eating Wood

 Surely that would count as resignation?

I can't wait to get a rook on on the seventh rank!

I once had a chocolate game set for christmas.

Arrrrrgh! I'm in Checkmate! But wait! (munch...) Now the opponent is down a queen.

I saw a shot chess set once. All the pieces were shaped like staunton pieces, made of glass, and open at the top. you were supposed to fill them all with liqor (vodka for white, yeager for black) and every time you captured a piece, you had to shoot it.

I wish I had bought that. I haven't ever seen one again.

 Thanks for posting this.  I just gotta have this set.

 I can understand why you wrote once had.

This thread has been revived from two years ago ^^

It is new to me, because I have only been on this site since last August.

This is disgusting, but if you get a pawn to the other side of the board, does your opponent have to throw up your queen?