What is the funniest Chess joke you have?

Mine;

Why did the chess player get tense in a restaurant? Because the waiter said, "Check."

What about you?

Good one!

Q: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the start of a chess game?

A: I'll be Black.

nice

good

Is that a rook in your pocket?

After staring at the board for twenty minutes, you ask “ who’s move is it?” No joke.

I have only heard of black belt in karate not in chess

How much Elo-Points does Chuck Norris have?

ALL!!

2 chessplayer talking:

"my wife said, she will leave me, if i play chess again on sunday!"

"what will u do?"

"1.e4 as allways."

Chuck Norris doesn’t play chess, Chess plays Chuck Norris. He actually tried one time, but all the pieces fell over and gave up.

When Chuck Norris asks for a draw, it usually involves a gun and holster.

When I was young, my uncle showed me a position in a chess magazine where a player promoted his pawn.  He decided to promote to bishop, and do the King + 2 Bishops vs. King checkmate.

Too late, he realized both his Bishops were on the same color squares.