Turbo Monkey Position That Made Me Throw Feces

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Chessmen striking a pose for your perusal.  Now that the weather is warm, this chess game doesn't matter so much because I'm about to leave the basement and discover what this whole sunshine business is all about.  Nonetheless, the position that's been reached on this board is 35% more lubed than what one usually encounters.

White was going to slam down on it with something like

1. NxB  KxN

2. Qd6+

But it's not white's move is it?  No.  So instead this happens.

PaladinIsBack192

Beware the Turbo Monkey!

Godzilla runs away in fear

THE MARTIANS postpone their invasion of Earth

Superman retires!