Lol!
Amazing Opening!
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nice ...but white could play better ...but really nice never thought of that 
If Phillip Glass were a chess player, I could see him doing that LOL!!
White: Knight to D4
Black: Knight x D4
White: Rook x D4
Black: Bishop x D4
White: Queen x D4
Down slightly in material, but white has superior development. By no means is the game over.
by the way the title is meant sarcastically. I am bored and try to undevelop my knights and then develop without moving other pieces and win. And that not on time, but by resignation!