A small beginner's course by me: How to blunder.

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JackRoach

There are several ways to blunder. But how exactly does one blunder? Let me attempt to explain:

Blunder: a stupid or careless mistake.

For example, I may have blundered by making the text on the blunder definition different, making it look like I copied and pasted it from somewhere. Did I? Well, yes I did. Now that you know what a blunder is, let us go over how to blunder. There are several ways I can think of to blunder in chess.

A. Let yourself get checkmated.

B: Miss an oppurtunity.

C: Hang an important piece.

D: Let your time run out and forget that you were playing a game of chess.

E: Don't play the Bongcloud.

Remember, over time it seems to get harder and harder for people to blunder. A 500 might blunder every 3 moves, while a GM will only make a major blunder maybe once 10-30 games. All you need to do is remember these 5 ways, and you will blunder like a patzer in no time!

JackRoach

Also remember this: If you make only a mere mistake and did not blunder, YOU HAVE FAILED. Don't make mistakes, blunder.

JackRoach

And remember, chess is 99% blunders, so you should blunder at LEAST 99% of the time.

JackRoach

This concludes the course. Any questions?

ElLopen
Thanks
JackRoach
SoyLopen wrote:
Thanks

np. Usually I would demand at least a paragraph of gratitude, but in the kindness of my heart I will accept this.

snoozyman

Botez Gambit

JackRoach
snoozyman wrote:

Botez Gambit

True, a very good way to blunder, unless your gambit wins the game.

BearIsABox
They say insult you, and you cry.
Anonymous_Dragon
Epiloque wrote:

I am a BM (Blunder Master), I am personally offended that you showed my games and explained what I did without giving me credit! Shameful!!!!

I am also offended . I am too a Blunder Master . And I was the one who coached you to become one like me. Its so bad that you didnt mention me. 

Anonymous_Dragon
Epiloque wrote:
Anonymous_Dragon wrote:
Epiloque wrote:

I am a BM (Blunder Master), I am personally offended that you showed my games and explained what I did without giving me credit! Shameful!!!!

I am also offended . I am too a Blunder Master . And I was the one who coached you to become one like me. Its so bad that you didnt mention me. 

no I coached you let's get that straight. I can't believe you are taking credit for my coaching

Is it ? Something's wrong with my memory then ....oooof

DixieLandTN

Do we get awards or achievements for blunders?

Tyler329
DixieLandTN wrote:

Do we get awards or achievements for blunders?

yes, although not official. sometimes (20%), your opponent sends a confused pm to you, wondering why you did what you did. do not be fooled, however, this is actually an undercover chess.com staff giving u an award

flyingpuppydog

I did not need this course. I already knew all of this. If I could give it zero stars, I would. I want my money back.

BearIsABox
Hm it appears you did not blunder badly enough. What a scam
veryrabbit
JackRoach wrote:

This concludes the course. Any questions?

hahaha grin.png that was fun.. good humor tongue.png

JackRoach
veryrabbit wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

This concludes the course. Any questions?

hahaha  that was fun.. good humor

Lol. You revived this. I didn't think it was even that good.

BaptistMan
JackRoach wrote:

There are several ways to blunder. But how exactly does one blunder? Let me attempt to explain:

Blunder: a stupid or careless mistake.

For example, I may have blundered by making the text on the blunder definition different, making it look like I copied and pasted it from somewhere. Did I? Well, yes I did. Now that you know what a blunder is, let us go over how to blunder. There are several ways I can think of to blunder in chess.

A. Let yourself get checkmated.

B: Miss an oppurtunity.

C: Hang an important piece.

D: Let your time run out and forget that you were playing a game of chess.

E: Don't play the Bongcloud.

Remember, over time it seems to get harder and harder for people to blunder. A 500 might blunder every 3 moves, while a GM will only make a major blunder maybe once 10-30 games. All you need to do is remember these 5 ways, and you will blunder like a patzer in no time!

I have been there so many times before, were I make an ugly blunder! tear.pngsad.png Not cool right?!

Dragonlouis

Hilarious

JackRoach
TeenofChess wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

There are several ways to blunder. But how exactly does one blunder? Let me attempt to explain:

Blunder: a stupid or careless mistake.

For example, I may have blundered by making the text on the blunder definition different, making it look like I copied and pasted it from somewhere. Did I? Well, yes I did. Now that you know what a blunder is, let us go over how to blunder. There are several ways I can think of to blunder in chess.

A. Let yourself get checkmated.

B: Miss an oppurtunity.

C: Hang an important piece.

D: Let your time run out and forget that you were playing a game of chess.

E: Don't play the Bongcloud.

Remember, over time it seems to get harder and harder for people to blunder. A 500 might blunder every 3 moves, while a GM will only make a major blunder maybe once 10-30 games. All you need to do is remember these 5 ways, and you will blunder like a patzer in no time!

I have been there so many times before, were I make an ugly blunder! Not cool right?!

What do you have against blunders?

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