Abuse

Hey, I am not a potato! (well, maybe a yam).

Whoa, that was a pun, wasn't it? (I hadn't even intended it!). 

@AndyClifton (aka "Mr Potatohead")

if I say you are a potato, you are a potato Clifton. Mixed with an orange maybe.

And see how easy it is? If you ignore him, he goes away 

Boy, after I named an opening for you and everything, this is the treatment I get...

yes, well... I must admit you scored a point there. Just one. Don't be too excited 

Thanks e!!!

He in fact has a body as well 

Is this the Pufnstuf XMas show?

Pufnstuf:You can't cook me, I'm the mayor! I'm out of season. I'll give you heartburn!

Pufnstuf:

What is he really ?

The main clue is the title character, H.R. Pufnstuf, whose last name sounds a lot like "Puffing stuff." The title "H.R." is never explained on the show, and many interpreted it as code for "Hand Rolled," with Pufnstuf's title of Mayor also being short for "marijuana." Pufnstuf is green with red hair, just like cannabis buds.

Hope honey hasn't been too traumatised by your abuse,merry christmas and next time set the beastie on the perpetraitor!

Yes Merry Xmas for all including Honey the cat. I would expect that Andy is as proud of his origins as we are. And he handpicked those boots...

Suddenly I feel so unsafe.

Wow, I never heard about that Hand Rolled thing before...

Boy, do I...

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