Beware chess makes you fat!.

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ivandh

I wish Beast were still around. He was quite the troller.

CalamityChristie

is he looking in my window ?

CalamityChristie
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

Hey! I eat Mcdonalds every week and play chess everyday and my weight is average!

for a 16-stoner

bobbyDK

I guess chess.com is aware that people need to stay fit therefore Erik made the site: https://www.exercise.com/check-yourself
can't believe anybody mentioned it.
check out the video.
I have started in a running club today and found out that I need to get in shape.

Anonymous_U
pellik wrote:

One solution may be to buy heavier weighted pieces when you play. 40 Lbs. pawns in blitz would make for quite a workout, I'd imagine.

yeah!

zborg

Perhaps chess makes you a fat-head?  Lots of evidence for that in this 3 year old thread.

theoreticalboy
coneheadzombie wrote:

Guys i am a 11 year old (almost 12). I have ripped abs. That proves that this thread is wrong. =)

btw i work out

This post proves that chess makes you an idiot.

bigpoison

Your abdominal muscles are ripped?  Man! that's gotta' hurt.  You should seek medical attention immediately.

bobbyDK

you cannot use your weight as an 11 year old for anything.
when I was a child I could not gain weight at all even if I ate 3 dishes. - I was still to thin. - and I wasn't that active I was playing computer on my C64.
but as soon as I was 18 year old I could....now...let's just say I am not to thin anymore....

TheGrobe
coneheadzombie wrote:
pellik wrote:
coneheadzombie wrote:

Guys i am a 11 year old (almost 12). I have ripped abs. That proves that this thread is wrong. =)

btw i work out

You were only 8 when the OP posted. Think about that. I bet you've put on plenty of weight while this thread sat dormant. 

Duh cause im a growing dumbass

Fixed that for you.

katoor

I wish I was fat, i'm stuck being skinny, playing chess dosent seem to help me in this regard. "sad face"

VULPES_VULPES
DonJuan_DeMarco wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

Hey! I eat Mcdonalds every week and play chess everyday and my weight is average!

for a 16-stoner

Hey! It's summer vacation here, so I do whatever I want. Plus, my mom makes me excersize. 

TheGrobe
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
DonJuan_DeMarco wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

Hey! I eat Mcdonalds every week and play chess everyday and my weight is average!

for a 16-stoner

Hey! It's summer vacation here, so I do whatever I want. Plus, my mom makes me excersize

How big is that in comparison to supersize?

TheGrobe
coneheadzombie wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:
coneheadzombie wrote:

Guys i am a 11 year old (almost 12). I have ripped abs. That proves that this thread is wrong. =)

btw i work out

This post proves that chess makes you an idiot.

how?

He's got you there -- correlation does not necessarily imply causation theoreticalboy.

theoreticalboy
TheGrobe wrote:
He's got you there -- correlation does not necessarily imply causation theoreticalboy.

You are so right.  I shouldn't make such hasty judgments based on inconclusive data!

VULPES_VULPES
TheGrobe wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
DonJuan_DeMarco wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

Hey! I eat Mcdonalds every week and play chess everyday and my weight is average!

for a 16-stoner

Hey! It's summer vacation here, so I do whatever I want. Plus, my mom makes me excersize

How big is that in comparison to supersize?

1. Supersize was banned more than a decade ago.

2. I don't live in the USA. 

3. Did I do something to anger you? Because you seem to have a grudge against me. 

TheGrobe

Nothing personal, just making a simple and relevant joke at the expense of a small spelling error on your part.

VULPES_VULPES
TheGrobe wrote:

Nothing personal, just making a simple and relevant joke at the expense of a small spelling error on your part.

Teh..... I wasn't laughing. I guess I'm too humour deprived this summer. (Sigh) I want my friends back...

CalamityChristie

Look what chess did to this unfortunate ape!

and this unhappy footballer!

zborg
theoreticalboy wrote:
coneheadzombie wrote:

Guys i am a 11 year old (almost 12). I have ripped abs. That proves that this thread is wrong. =)

btw i work out

This post proves that chess makes you an idiot.

Laughing  The "fat-head chess syndrome" strikes again.