Tell me about it because I'm bored out of my mohawked head
Your posts are always the best And if you like birds, I feel like a mohawk is very fitting
Let me copy and paste a funny story from @paper_llama from here
"The funniest trash talking event that happened to me was my opponent missed a simple tactic and lost, and started cursing and ranting about I'm so lucky and I'm a terrible player and they'd beat me in a rematch but I'm too much of a coward to give them a rematch etc etc.
I'm not even typing anything, they're just ranting, so anyway, I start thinking it's funny, so I accept the rematch... and I don't even expect this to work, I just thought it'd be funny to say "after all that talk it'd be really embarrassing if you lost this game too"
The first game I was lucky they missed a tactic, but the 2nd game, I guess that got in their head, because they played much worse than their rating and lost again "
My coach told me to take a break for 2 days because I have a real lovely case of "blunderitis" lol. I tilted 120 whole points and was doing utterly stupid things like letting a bishop and queen converge on me. Just too mentally tired.
I'm getting really bored not playing though. Can someone tell me some fun anecdotes or something? Did something interesting happen at a chess tournament you played in? Did you pull off a nice brilliancy? Tell me about it because I'm bored out of my mohawked head