I may go...along with Yoda, Stefi Graf and Lynyard Skynard. Hopefully that guy with the fan will be there also. Plus other odd balls and strange characters!.
Bolton Chess Rapidplay.

I'll be popping to the pub between rounds! Might start attacking like a madman then.
I'll get a raging attack vs. a 160, then after he resigns, I'll tell him I'm drunk.

Steffi Graf's real name is Maryna (or something of the like) and Nige was chatting her up at the Preston congress. Only for her husband and kids to show up, mid chat ;)

You know what Nige is like, living in his own fantasy world and giving everyone nicknames. I bet he's got one for me but daren't tell me what it is. Haha! It might be, "get a shave boy".

Yeah that's right, Yoda was a guy who Nige said looked like Yoda. He was the spit of him in fact, a great spot! Short old man, with a walking stick, hobbling along.

I have checked local tournaments and the only one near to me on Sunday is in New York. I'm not going that far west.
Hi chess fans
Who's competing at the Bolton Rapidplay this Sunday?
I'm hoping to be there!
Tony.