Bounty Hounters for Hire! Urgent! Top-Secret!

Hello everyone! I need bounty hunters of chess.com. Not real-life of course. If you are da bounty hunter, I'm looking for, message me.

Note: We aren't trying to get people to leave chess.com. We will, however, expose those breaking the rules

No hunters?

What exactly are the "bounties" that you're referring to?

lol its a secret 

Niether chessdex nor bullet has any gov'ment secrets... but I might be interested in some bounty hunting.

Then your hired!

Sorry all, I wouldn't like to risk my premium membership, so no thanks. But, good luck to you!

chicken.

Yes, I agree with my friend Timothy. If there is anything that skirts the terms of site use, I wouldn't condone it either.

However, if it's all above board, I may be interested. What you got?

Sorry all, bounty hunters r full, everyone else is on waiting list until their task is complete, then u can be hunter

How much are you paying?

what do u want

wait am i a captain

wat? If u wanna be da bounty hunter, get a target, In assume u already know what type of target

I fail to see the point of this

Chess.com is in the hands of these bounty hunters,  I appluad all those who go on this dangerous quest

I am now offically afraid

Our mission is  to make chess.com a friendly, safe, and smart place

You shouldn't be, unless you're doig something wrong

I am afraid because my life on chess.com is in these "bounty hunter's" hands