Can you win by preventing your opponent to shake your hands?

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chessmanners2

Is it possible to cover your hand with feces so you automatically win when your opponent refuses to shake your hand?

Nigel Short won when Cheparinov refused to shake his hands - this is an official FIDE rule.

OculorumAcies

I think you would get disqualified for it?

chessmanners2

I don't think there is a FIDE rule that prevents a player from covering their hands with feces.

masterfowler

😂😂😂😂

tootsie_Ryan

Who's feces are you talking about?

chessmanners2
tootsie_Ryan wrote:

Who's feces are you talking about?


I think any will do.

ilikewindmills
you can't shake my hand; i'm too hot, i'll burn you.
Dodger111

Better yet just chop off your hands so he can't shake your hand, you'll become world champion after enough games. 

DrSpudnik

No one likes a sore loser.

thegreat_patzer
Dodger111 wrote:

Better yet just chop off your hands so he can't shake your hand, you'll become world champion after enough games. 

without hands, how would you exactly move pieces?

 

anyways, I would imagine that no matter how nasty an opponent is - I would be willing to shake hands , provided I could immediately run to the bath-room and use a sink with soap and water....

Slow_pawn

Just read up about Nigel Short vs Cheparinov. First time I've heard of it. Apparently they had to replay the game after Cheparinov was ordered to apologize. I always thought it was a sportsmanlike respect thing to shake hands, not mandatory 

chessmanners2
thegreat_patzer wrote:
Dodger111 wrote:

Better yet just chop off your hands so he can't shake your hand, you'll become world champion after enough games. 

without hands, how would you exactly move pieces?

 

anyways, I would imagine that no matter how nasty an opponent is - I would be willing to shake hands , provided I could immediately run to the bath-room and use a sink with soap and water....


dont forget the pieces would also be smeared with poop

chessmanners2
Dodger111 wrote:

Better yet just chop off your hands so he can't shake your hand, you'll become world champion after enough games. 


Good idea. Or maybe wear a glove with spikes?

thegreat_patzer

yeah. this just "reeks" of toilet humor.  so.... is there a point?

or are y'all going to post fart jokes all day long?

 

 

MickinMD
deromanderp wrote:

Is it possible to cover your hand with feces so you automatically win when your opponent refuses to shake your hand?

Nigel Short won when Cheparinov refused to shake his hands - this is an official FIDE rule.

In real life, of course, it would ruled YOU are the one who didn't offer your "hand," you offered your hand plus feces and would be required to remove the feces portion or lose the game.

cyberwarior

tootsie_Ryan wrote:

Who's feces are you talking about?

tootsie_Ryan wrote: Who's feces are you talking about?

ANOK1

offer them a fresh hand to shake if they dont accept then you did your best

ANOK1
OculorumAcies

micky1943 schrieb:

If you ever wonder why some people think chess players are kind of weird and unpleasant, read this forum topic!  What is this unhealthy obsession with smearing feces on your hands. Who thinks this way?

As to this handshaking nonsense, what a stupid rule. Handshaking is a mere courtesy, and in some cultures it's not even that. To award a game to anyone over this issue is so insanely stupid that you know FIDE must be involved!

Thank you for your clear (and sane) opinion. This forum needs more of you. Hope you visit here often.

aisigu

deromanderp wrote:

I don't think there is a FIDE rule that prevents a player from covering their hands with feces.

😂😂😂