Ok, why are you trolling?
Castling Vertically? Real Rule? If so, how did/does it work?

Castling though, doesn't exclude promoted rooks. There's no rule that says it's impossible. Was asking cause I wasn't sure, obviously. Think this is a troll thread or somethin, nah

If you can make love vertically, you can castle vertically. You start by teeing up the chessboard on the edge of your kitchen sink.

Castling states that the king and rook could not have moved, and the king can;t castle out of or through check. A promoted rook hasn't moved, so why can;t u castle with it?

Castling states that the king and rook could not have moved, and the king can;t castle out of or through check. A promoted rook hasn't moved, so why can;t u castle with it?
The same reason a queen can't move like a knight? Because that's just not the way it is.
That is not a valid analogy. The queen isn't defined to move like a knight. I'm asking why that's not the way it is. It's perfectly valid castling.

Castling states that the king and rook could not have moved, and the king can;t castle out of or through check. A promoted rook hasn't moved, so why can;t u castle with it?
The same reason a queen can't move like a knight? Because that's just not the way it is.
That is not a valid analogy. The queen isn't defined to move like a knight. I'm asking why that's not the way it is. It's perfectly valid castling.
Well, a rook that is has been promoted is by definition not allowed to be used to castle. So, I used a completely sound analogy.
And plus, since when did castling with six squares between the rook and king become a thing?
How is a promoted rook defined not to be allowed to castle with? What rule says that. Castling queen side or kingside is with differing # of squares in between, so that's actually irrelevant

FIDE 3.8b
"by ‘castling’. This is a move of the king and either rook of the same colour along the player’s first rank, counting as a single move of the king and executed as follows: the king is transferred from its original square two squares towards the rook on its original square, then that rook is transferred to the square the king has just crossed."
Yeah, maybe. Perhaps. Probably.
Was it ever part of the the main chess rules?
Unlikely.
That comment I just said Isn't trolling, I'd like to see someone say so and back that up. That is simple fac, if he's heard about it, and variants can be anything, I don't see why not.
I heard there was once a rule that if a pawn promoted to a rook on E8, then the king could move toward it and bring the rook around, like a regular castle? Is this true, and if so, which squares would be castling, just 2 or any #?
The white king would end up on e3?