Cheating Accusation?! APOLOGY and FAREWELL

I looked at your ratings, OP.  You have the perfect defense - there has been no performance enhancement.

Another of yesterday's games went 1.e4 e5  2.d4 exd4  3.Qxd4 Nc6  4.Qd1 Ke7  5.Nc3 g6  6.Nf3 Kf6  7.Bg5+ - the King is much better developed there!

omg thank u so much for the support guys. really means a lot to me that u got my back. i haven't even read throug it all yet i am so exdcite. love you

i must add: if you look at my games, you will see i strictly play the Bongcloud Attack ( 2. Ke2 ...). I think my abilityes are enhanced when i play the True BC opening while hitting my bong w Legal weed to get high from the THC burned from the weed that i inhale into my lungs. it's chill.

 

Police in helicopter, a search fi marijuana.
Police man in d streets, searching fi collie weed.
Soldiers in d field, burnin d collie weed.
But if you continue to burn up d herbs, we gonna burn down d cane fields.
If you continue to burn up d herbs, we gonna burn down d cane fields.

Someone call the police!

i bought my marijuana from a store. it gets me very high and it is organic. thank u

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Only for adults, yes, Jackson had some problems with kiddos...

I thought you were leaving this site? What are you still doing here?

Pity Lenny hasn't checked in lately:

http://www.chess.com/members/view/Lenny_Bongcloud

LOL, now that's the real deal, dueds

I was eating potato chips while playing chess.  When I mentioned that to my opponent  en passant he informed that I was cheating because is was on a sodium-choride high.  I felt so awful that I gave away all my worldly goods and joined in monastery looking for forgiveness for ny abberant behavior.

Yeah, but the OP does actually play the bongcloud or some variation, in every of his games I checked out...he wasn't kidding.

Under those circumstances, his rating is really quite (no pun intended) high.