Chess addiction. The cure (I)

As promised, here comes the second part of my article on chess addiction. Today I will cover a very interesting, yet often unexplored topic: how to cure it.

You might be surprised if I told you that chess addiction was considered incurable until some months ago. But that was the reality

Truth sometimes hurts. No cure had been discovered. Why? Simply because not many scientists had worried about chess addiction, and those who did were unsuccessful.

You must be thinking: Why? Why did most of them decide to avoid looking for a cure? Why did they prefer to research to find a cure for cancer, alzheimer, AIDS and all those illnesses nobody cares about, instead of researching for a cure to chess addiction?

The answer is simple.

They would get no profit (or very little) by doing it. Big Pharma does not care about chess players, they are a ridiculous minority. Researching for a cure would not pay off.

What Big Pharma did not expect was that an anonymous hero would discover an affordable cure for chess addiction.

                                                    To be continued...

2 parts are still waiting to be published...

I am the one who has cured it, but I shall stay anonymous for the purpose of the article. 

lol

Sir, the profoundness of this comment cannot be described with words.

the 'cure' was promised....

but said marketing genius was once against disappointing, with a lot of empty claims.

you wouldn't happen to work for politicians, would you? well, never mind.  when the thoughts of big pharma is elsewhere and all the elites just drone on about it- hope Only remains with the silent majority.

certified therapeutic practitioners will be canvasing the country for the best herbal therapies from Butter to yogurt.

we're thinking apple jack moonshine has proved promising in preliminary tests, but the test subjects where so giddy and joyful, that it was a Little hard to say if they were cured from the desire to compete over intense ruy lopez battles.

we have to see how they hold up from the substantial hangover from a spirit of that magnitude.

please know no law were broken (or acknowledged to be broken) but the researchers have enjoyed this instructive research study. cheers.

You should write my speeches. I don't want to copy Obama's ones.

Waiting for Pt.3....

It will come soon.

Part 3 will be published today.

i read that

Beautiful song - I remember the excitement of purchasing this album when it came out, back in 1985!

21 hours later...... nothing

You should write Melania's speeches - it'll save her copying Michelle's.