Chess and sex

Idiot

lol

There are kids on this site you sick retards.

Large, well-sanded and varnished chess pieces with a sufficiently broad base have been used as pleasure appliances.  Pick up your bishop and put her in zugzwang. 

They will be gone soon.

But in real life.....wife checkmates you everyday😂😂😂

So a mod has been here yet this topic didn't get locked? That makes a lot of sense....

https://youtu.be/6K6hCLUNUMM

for mature audience only

What the...?
You couldn't match other two things fewer afine than those.

This is not really an appropriate topic or tone for the Chess.com forums, especially since the original poster hasn't been on since April this year - I am locking this thread.

David, moderator