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CHESS IS MURDER PLAY CHECKERS INSTEAD
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6. Every year, millions of chess pieces are de-wooded without any painkillers. Imagine how painful it is to deal with this intolerable pain! Checkers, on the other hand, do not feel any pain at all!
I'm a little confused. Are you saying chess pieces get woodies?
Chess is smarter than checkers 😐😇😑😮😶😿👽duble truble
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PeTCP wrote:
Why are we hating on chess? We believe that checkers should be the universal game, not chess. We are extreme because people will hear us louder if we are extreme. Here are 5 reasons why we reject chess.
1. We hate chess.
2. 'I wish I didn't did that move!' Now you are probably saying that we all make mistakes. True, but some mistakes are WORSE THAN OTHERS. Yes, some mistakes are minor while some mistakes are irreparable.
3. It depicts medieval battles. You think that checkers eat each other while chess 'captures' each other. CHECKERS ARE STONES, CHESS ARE MEDIEVAL PEOPLE.
Checkers meaning: a board game for two players, played on a draughtboard. Each player starts with twelve disc-shaped pieces in three rows along one side of the board, and moves them diagonally with the aim of 'capturing' all the opponent's pieces. Yes, DISC SHAPED PIECES, not MEDIEVAL PEOPLE.
4. Checkers. Check. Chess. Checkers mean a pattern of squares, typically alternately coloured. IN NO WAY THAT THIS TERM IS ASSOCIATED WITH CHESS EXCEPT IN THEIR BOARD.
5. 'It's just a board game.' Chess has its exception. We, as PeTCP, believe that chess should be abolished and all chess players should play checkers.
6. Every year, millions of chess pieces are de-wooded without any painkillers. Imagine how painful it is to deal with this intolerable pain! Checkers, on the other hand, do not feel any pain at all!
F**k off.
James1011James1011 wrote:
PeTCP wrote:
Why are we hating on chess? We believe that checkers should be the universal game, not chess. We are extreme because people will hear us louder if we are extreme. Here are 5 reasons why we reject chess.
1. We hate chess.
2. 'I wish I didn't did that move!' Now you are probably saying that we all make mistakes. True, but some mistakes are WORSE THAN OTHERS. Yes, some mistakes are minor while some mistakes are irreparable.
3. It depicts medieval battles. You think that checkers eat each other while chess 'captures' each other. CHECKERS ARE STONES, CHESS ARE MEDIEVAL PEOPLE.
Checkers meaning: a board game for two players, played on a draughtboard. Each player starts with twelve disc-shaped pieces in three rows along one side of the board, and moves them diagonally with the aim of 'capturing' all the opponent's pieces. Yes, DISC SHAPED PIECES, not MEDIEVAL PEOPLE.
4. Checkers. Check. Chess. Checkers mean a pattern of squares, typically alternately coloured. IN NO WAY THAT THIS TERM IS ASSOCIATED WITH CHESS EXCEPT IN THEIR BOARD.
5. 'It's just a board game.' Chess has its exception. We, as PeTCP, believe that chess should be abolished and all chess players should play checkers.
6. Every year, millions of chess pieces are de-wooded without any painkillers. Imagine how painful it is to deal with this intolerable pain! Checkers, on the other hand, do not feel any pain at all!
F**k off.
That's a bit of a strong reaction...
Well, to be fair, that position WOULD be a cool entry to my illegal position contest! https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/illegal-position-contest
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Why are we hating on chess? We believe that checkers should be the universal game, not chess. We are extreme because people will hear us louder if we are extreme. Here are 5 reasons why we reject chess.
1. We hate chess.
2. 'I wish I didn't did that move!' Now you are probably saying that we all make mistakes. True, but some mistakes are WORSE THAN OTHERS. Yes, some mistakes are minor while some mistakes are irreparable.
3. It depicts medieval battles. You think that checkers eat each other while chess 'captures' each other. CHECKERS ARE STONES, CHESS ARE MEDIEVAL PEOPLE.
Checkers meaning: a board game for two players, played on a draughtboard. Each player starts with twelve disc-shaped pieces in three rows along one side of the board, and moves them diagonally with the aim of 'capturing' all the opponent's pieces. Yes, DISC SHAPED PIECES, not MEDIEVAL PEOPLE.
4. Checkers. Check. Chess. Checkers mean a pattern of squares, typically alternately coloured. IN NO WAY THAT THIS TERM IS ASSOCIATED WITH CHESS EXCEPT IN THEIR BOARD.
5. 'It's just a board game.' Chess has its exception. We, as PeTCP, believe that chess should be abolished and all chess players should play checkers.
6. Every year, millions of chess pieces are de-wooded without any painkillers. Imagine how painful it is to deal with this intolerable pain! Checkers, on the other hand, do not feel any pain at all!