Chess Is The Most Stupid Game On The Planet

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Master_ScorpionC
szammie wrote:
Master_ScorpionC wrote:

It`s great because it`s so stupid it`s exactly what makes it complicated and so great. That was my point since the beginning which only like 1 person in here understood


 I must b that 1 person?!

SZ.


 seem so Surprised

Master_ScorpionC
draconlord wrote:

robservepro->

actually, yes. Though his statements abound with inaccuracies. 

"A threat is not a threat."

Clearly, this refers to how you create "threats" that are not actually dangerous

 

"A defence is not a defence."

Something like the Two Knights Defense doesn't really "defend" you, you are still very much in danger with inaccurate play, and besides, its sharp nature makes it more of a counter-attack than anything else.

"Good is bad and bad is good."

 Refers to the good/bad placement of pieces. This statement is an inaccuracy, since generally, having a "bad" bishop is not a good thing, though he probably means an adequate tradeoff, or from the opponent's point of view. 

What good is not good enough.

See above.
 

What good is not good enough.

Lost me there. 
I am surprised nobody else got it...

 LOL! :) You got everything completely wrong draconlord. You are not thinking in concepts just watching what is in front of your nose-pieces. It`s ok, you are a beginner.

 Anyway, all of you idiots who sees me as an idiot I lough at all of you while i am on the way to become a GM.

I made this thread to give you all a hint how to get some good improvement going to at least above 2000, how much you profit on this hint depends on your intellect, it can be all the way to CM. Instead I get liquid shit all over me. That was by the way expected, still I did it to witness it my self how many morons with low intellect and full of enviousness(shows how you morons react on my confident style of speech) are in this world.

MAYBE one day you will understand what I meant with this thread when you will be at least an A Class player.

Cheers and good-bye, morons. Don`t write me pvt messages as this is the last message from me EVAH in your life.

Wou_Rem

Instead of becoming GM you can better study economy and become a succesfull bankman making a couple of millions each year :D

Pat_Zerr
Master_ScorpionC wrote:
N2UHC wrote:

No I didn't.  I said that it seems chess is a stupid game when you're losing.


 Again you say that I am losing. lol


 Must be a language barrier, because I wasn't referring to you specifically.  I meant it like, when people are winning they think, "Chess is a great game."  When they are losing, they think, "Aw, it's just a stupid game."

Pat_Zerr
Master_ScorpionC wrote: Cheers and good-bye, morons. Don`t write me pvt messages as this is the last message from me EVAH in your life.

 Oh, wow, gee, I'm heartbroken.

daisyb
7th March 2011, 10:32am
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by echecs06
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Member Since: Apr 2010
Member Points: 2967

too much vodka! Undecided

 

CHEAP OBSERVATION ! You should take the time to learn some manners .

 

David Byrne

 

 

Master_ScorpionC
N2UHC wrote:
Master_ScorpionC wrote:
N2UHC wrote:

No I didn't.  I said that it seems chess is a stupid game when you're losing.


 Again you say that I am losing. lol


 Must be a language barrier, because I wasn't referring to you specifically.  I meant it like, when people are winning they think, "Chess is a great game."  When they are losing, they think, "Aw, it's just a stupid game."


 MUST BE A MORON BAREER!! I WAS JOOOOKING YOU STUPID TARD! 

ALL OF YOU PEEPS ON HERE ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS: STUPID AND NO SENSE OF HUMOUR!!! That some of you possess some intense mental activity and good at breaking down concepts does not mean anything in life, you are almost all here  M O R O N S ! Ou yeah, and one more thing, none of you get chicks.

 

ADIOS AND BAD-BYE!

oinquarki

Damn. I had my money on page 9.

Pat_Zerr

I thought you said the other post was the last we'd ever see of you?

alanm123

AMAZING!  Somehow, I was completely absorbed by this entire thread. I read every single entry.  And yet none of it makes any sense to me at all!  I mean, WHY?  What is going on here? Who the hell cares what anyone else thinks about anything?  (And why are you reading this post?)

If you think all games are stupid, then CHESS IS A STUPID GAME.  Personally, I happen to think all games ARE stupid, and that chess IS a stupid game.  I also like to play games.

If you get angry when you lose, prepare to be angry EXACTLY HALF THE TIME, assuming you play people at your level.

And by the way, the stupidest game in the world is golf.  Or maybe baseball.  Or maybe that game where you might shoot yourself in the head.  What's it called again?  .... Oh, yeah, Yahtzee.

danjr
Master_ScorpionC wrote:

Ok, everybody missed my point which was that chess is so stupid and that exactly what makes it so difficult. Stupid does not mean simple. The entire game is an absurd! (I am sharing a valauble chess understanding with you now).

I think the main cause that adult sucks at chess compaired to children is that adults can`t believe how stupid chess actually is, how stupid the requirements are which are in front of their nose all the time.... no .. .instead they try to make this game intelligent and logical!! How can you take a logical approach against something illogical!!! ??? Someone with strong analytical skills would understand it`s the wrong approach. Approach that will not lead you above 2000 mark in a tactical style.


Than what are you doing on this site?

Wou_Rem

He send me a private message sending me to a chess website which sells lessons.

alanm123
Wouter_Remmerswaal wrote:

He send me a private message sending me to a chess website which sells lessons.


Makes sense to me.  You suggested that his time could be better spent on fruitful endeavors.  Clearly you need chess help.

chessdude46

Those who say chess is stupid are probably terrible chess players. Those who love it are most likely better at it

nxavar

The way I see it, chess can be thought of as a stupid game in a humourous fashion because in chess if something's true it's true, in contrast with what happens in the world around us where there is so much uncertainty. We use Scorpions's statements on post 1 to describe our world relating to political, social and people-related matters mostly, which are the ones that account for most of our daily life. In contrast with that, a chess position has a single evaluation and assesment with little probability to  be proven wrong and even lesser probability to be proven very wrong.

To conclude, I think Scorpion said chess was stupid under the assumption the "correct" way to think is to expect the opposite of what you believe, which happens a lot in every-day life.

jgl1976

Stupidity is a quality or state of being stupid, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid.[1] The root word stupid,[2] which can serve as an adjective or noun, comes from the Latin verb stupere, for being numb or astonished, and is related to stupor.[3]

According to the online Merriam-Webster dictionary, the words "stupid" and "stupidity" entered the English language in 1541. Since then, stupidity has taken place along with "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either infer a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze or slow-mindedness.

 

//Now how does the above reflect chess?

pokemonmaster912

If chess is so stupid

why are you on this site?

rd360
pokemonmaster912 wrote:

If chess is so stupid

why are you on this site?


yeah seriously

ChessDweeb

My IQ just dropped again. And trust me, there's not much for me to lose. I'm like 2 points away from being a vegetable. I prefer carrots but still don't know if tomatos are fruits or vegetables. And where did the word "nothing" come from????? If something is really nothing than you wouldn't have know anything existed so who actually saw nothing that realized nothing is really something, or it wouldn't have a name. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Crap-Dropped another point. Gotta stop playing this game and trolling these cool threads.

DubAce
ChessDweeb wrote:

My IQ just dropped again. And trust me, there's not much for me to lose. I'm like 2 points away from being a vegetable. I prefer carrots but still don't know if tomatos are fruits or vegetables. And where did the word "nothing" come from????? If something is really nothing than you wouldn't have know anything existed so who actually saw nothing that realized nothing is really something, or it wouldn't have a name. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Crap-Dropped another point. Gotta stop playing this game and trolling these cool threads.


the most awsomest post ever! and please don't correct my grammar. i think it's inaccurately accurate.Laughing