He failed the test because he couldn't walk in a straight line.
What's the problem with rooks?
They don't like it diagonal.
Why did the king only move one square?
Because he was lazy.
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Feb 18, 2017
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Why did the knight went to court?
He failed the test because he couldn't walk in a straight line.
What's the problem with rooks?
They don't like it diagonal.
Why did the king only move one square?
Because he was lazy.
He failed the test because he couldn't walk in a straight line.
What's the problem with rooks?
They don't like it diagonal.
Why did the king only move one square?
Because he was lazy.
Why was chess invented? For chess-tacular entertainment!!! XD (No pun in-ten-did)
Why couldn't the black and white king meet?
Because they'd be in check.
Why did the player removed his bishops from the board?
Because he was an atheist(doesn't believe in God).
Because they'd be in check.
Why did the player removed his bishops from the board?
Because he was an atheist(doesn't believe in God).
Why is chess a racist game?
Because only whites go first.
Because only whites go first.
Good one guys, Math1029 is so far the winner.
Why do rocks say when they lose a chess game?
Schist! (sh-est)
Schist is a type of I'm pretty sure metamorphic rock. It sounds like sh*t.
Why couldn't you capture the king?
Because he keeps running away.
Why didn't the king eat with the knight?
Because he doesn't want to be forked.
why are fashion models the best chess players
because they'd never be seen in check
Why can't the king post advertisements on a board with a bishop?
Because he was afraid he would get pinned.
Two blondes were playing chess. Magnus comes in and challenges them 2 against 1. The girls recognize the celebrity and refuse but then Magnus says, "I'll play with my left hand". The girls now satisfied agree to the game and lose in under 5 moves. As Magnus leaves, both of them agree that Magnus must have been left-handed.
The blondes, the dog's, and the knight who went to court are actually not bad.
What did the pawn's wife say to him?
"Nid you get a promotion?"
Did
Feb 24, 2017
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The TD at a chess tournament noticed one of the players fly was open and he whispered to him to close it. They player laughed and said, "Don't worry its only a small thing!"
Come up with a chess joke!
I am not humorous, I can't think of any chess jokes. ):
I will give a trophy to the best chess jokes.