Time to reinvent some of these funnies:
"So I was having dinner with Bobby Fischer. Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and he had a list of 99 demands for the waiter to be allowed to even put the salt on the table!"
Chess Jokes!!!
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"So I was having dinner with Borislav Ivanov. Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and he refused to start eating before he could get better reception!"
Jun 25, 2013
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#84
fabelhaft wrote:
Time to reinvent some of these funnies:
"So I was having dinner with Bobby Fischer. Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and he had a list of 99 demands for the waiter to be allowed to even put the salt on the table!"
Shut down the thread. Fablehaft won!
ubuntux wrote:
I GIMPED the original Picture a bit ...
to add 3 missing ones and 1 custom one (China)
lol i like your version of "chinese chess." But I think currently India has a much larger population density.
macer75 wrote:
ubuntux wrote:
I GIMPED the original Picture a bit ...
to add 3 missing ones and 1 custom one (China)
lol i like your version of "chinese chess." But I think currently India has a much larger population density.
Nah. Japan by a long shot.
Jun 25, 2013
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#87
This is another chess joke:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/is-chess-racist-in-your-opinion?
Heres some good ones.
That horse made an illegal move.
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
That horse made an illegal move.
He just doesn't care anymore.
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
That horse made an illegal move.
No, it started from outside the room so its first move is from offboard, two forwards and one to the side. (I prefer to diagram it as a single (2,1) vector, but eh)
Gil-Gandel wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
That horse made an illegal move.
No, it started from outside the room so its first move is from offboard, two forwards and one to the side. (I prefer to diagram it as a single (2,1) vector, but eh)
Oh. Makes sense.
Heres a good one:
he only captured a knight not funny
TheBlueKnight9 wrote:
Heres a good one:
I don't get it.
the knights not on the board (look closely)
Its just a funny pic, that is all. I will get a better one later.
Jun 26, 2013
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#98
TheBigDecline wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
That horse made an illegal move.
He just doesn't care anymore.
The horse was temporarily insane. It's alright.
Chuck Norris, GM: