(Chess Lore) Do chess pieces eat and poop?

This post has got me thinking: Why chess pieces eat but don't poop by: TranNamKeThien

Exactly how does a chess piece eat, and how do they poop? If anyone has an answer it would be greatly appreciated, and a video would be even better.

Bigger pieces are harder to poop, but all pieces are poopable. Can confirm with prior experience. In fact I consider myself highly educated on the topic and If you want to know more about my experience lmk!

Well I see how the horse eats. It has a face, but...

Ah, I see but how do chess pieces themselves poop, like is there a place online I can see a drawing of a Queen pooping in great detail so that I can learn the functions of a Chess piece's digestive tract?

Yes, but how does it excrete waste?

Perhaps it simply vomits feces back out through its mouth, or maybe its biological structure is like that of a Sea Cucumber and it simply uses one single orfice as both its butthole and its mouth?

Please, anyone else interested in the science reply and add more theories and possibilities.

No, I do not believe I had.

I don't believe a chess piece can poop but who knows I might be wrong.

Why is this even a discussion? Mods can we get this removed?

I believe they use everything they eat, without wasting material.

So, in conclusion, they don't poop.

They simply have to, it is basic biology.

Of course they do, pooping is a natural process and everyone must poop.

possibly

Exactly, but I simply cannot stop thinking about the actual anatomical function and how it would occur within a chess piece.

This is lore out of Shrek 4.

We are trying to discuss science.

Please stop harassing us, we are trying to have our own discussion and you are bothering us.

honestly i agree it's science 

Exactly!

This is harassment.