i play like sh!t. not a personality, i just suck.
Chess Personality Test

Ivanchuk lol, if only I played like Ivanchuk. Not sure it accurately reflects my style either, I'd say im somewhat aggressive, but I prefer positional aggression to the crazy tactical positions Ivanchuk often seems to play.

I'll keep doing it over and over until it spits out that I play like Carlsen.
Forgive my ignorance, but who is Ostap Bender?

I got Anand! If only...
Not bad. Take it. Should be good enough for your upcoming competition with You-Know-Who.
Steinitz--people are constantly telling me I play like him. I am so sick of it. Insulting.

I wonder what would happen if we put in the opposite of what we really think. Will the program output our most dangerous nemesis?
http://www.chesspersonality.com/
I apparently play like Kramnik.